I Really Don't Know How to Fly a Mecha

Liang Huan was an emperor. He spent thirty years ruling the world, and died of overwork and traveled to a world hundreds of years later. His uncle told him that in a few hundred years people will live peacefully and happily, with no worries about food and clothing, and everyone will be equal. He stood in a barren desert, with mountains of spaceships and rockets in front of him, twisted zombies and ferocious alien species behind him, and then he was kicked to the ground. The tall man with long legs and sharp eyebrows was holding a cigarette in his mouth. His heavy boots stepped on his fair face and he said with a ferocious smile: "Little beast, where are you running?" Liang Huan blinked slowly and broke the opponent's hamstring. As the number one mercenary in the Eastern Region of the Earth, Li Yao almost became disabled on the first day he had a wife. He looked at the pretty boy who had been tied up like a crab, and raised the opponent's chin with the tip of the knife, "If you hadn't been able to operate a mecha, I would have given you three golden medals in exchange for it?" Liang Huan was a little confused. "Tell your husband, what kind of mecha do you know how to fly?" Li Yao patted his fair and tender face with a knife. Liang Huan's face didn't change: "I know everything." Li Yao: "......" Then, the only 3S mecha left on the earth was sunk into the East China Sea. Specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction with the emperor's attack × conceited, arrogant, cool and dragging king's mercenaries Liang Huan×Li Yao Copywriting2022.9.28 Pre-collection of "The Demon Lord is Thoughtful", friends are welcome to collect → Copywriting: The Demon Lord has been a little troubled recently. He seems to be obsessed with it and frequently falls into hallucinations. In the fantasy world, there was a handsome man who seduced him from time to time. At first he was unmoved by the demon, then he couldn't control the demon in the middle, and finally he feasted on the demon. The two of them fell in love with each other in various illusions, and they were as debauched as if they were husband and wife. The Demon Lord suspected that this man was a powerful person with high cultivation. In order to make a breakthrough, he decided to find the other person in reality. The Demon Lord successively targeted his arch-enemy, a certain Immortal Lord, a certain Lord who had been in seclusion for many years, and a new swordsman who was a genius... And arrested them one by one in the Demon Palace for interrogation, turning the world of cultivation upside down. The subordinates were puzzled: Who are you looking for? The Demon Lord was thoughtful: Find my husband who is weak and cannot take care of himself. Yan Shaojiu was a handyman at the bottom of the Demon Palace, with mediocre qualifications. One day, by chance, he got a piece of illusory mental technique, so he started his own path of illusory cultivation. This mental method followed the path of dual cultivation, so he fabricated a powerful Taoist couple in the illusion, and the two lived very happily. It's just that his magic skills are low, and his Taoist companion is not very obedient, and he is strong and domineering. He loves the other person very much, and naturally tolerates, coaxes and dotes on him in everything. Until one day, he was good at sweeping the floor and was transferred to the Demon Lord's chamber to make quilts. He saw his domineering husband coaxing a group of extremely handsome monks with a gentle and caring smile. Yan Shaojiu went crazy. The dark and perverted handyman with a twisted personality × the powerful and domineering Demon Lord Shou Intention: Perseverance, never give up, Nirvana and rebirth.