Would You Dare Say Yes If I Called You My Wife?

Yu Tang presents himself as a straight man, telling people he only likes women. But he juggles several jobs, and one of them is being a gaming companion.

After a stream, he unexpectedly gets matched with a fellow streamer whose voice is deep, magnetic, cool, and full of sexual tension. Yu Tang's ears tingle. He loses control for a moment and flirts with him, then privately messages him afterward to apologize: Sorry, occupational hazard.

Lu Hanzhou: ?

A gaming companion?

Nice voice. Two thousand a round. Want to play?

Yu Tang, who's using a fake girlish voice the whole time: ...

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Lu Hanzhou is first on the game's peak ranking, first on the damage leaderboard, and first in popularity. He's the undisputed king in all ten rounds, and his livestream regularly gets over ten million viewers.

His fans all know that Lu Hanzhou recently got himself a clingy, sweet-voiced CP wife in the game. They're green with envy, but gradually they all learn the ID of this little-sweet-voiced "girl."

A handsome god like Zhou deserves a cute girl, of course.

Isn't this way better than pairing him with that Yu Tang?

That's right. Yu Tang is also one of the best-looking game streamers, and viewers often try to match him up with Lu Hanzhou.

Afraid his sweetheart might get jealous, Lu Hanzhou reassures him: "Good boy, I don't like guys. I only like you."

Yu Tang, whose dick might be bigger than yours: ...

He finally works up the courage to meet Lu Hanzhou in person. On the way, he sees Lu Hanzhou rejecting a guy who has just confessed to him. Lu Hanzhou is so cold that Yu Tang feels chilled to the bone. His scalp tingling, Yu Tang chickens out at the last minute, ignores his calls, cracks open a bottle of beer, and gets on stream to chug it straight from the case:

"Who says men can't like men? Come visit my stream, where gays are everywhere, and broaden your horizons, you bunch of backward, feudal dogs!"

"Especially the dumbasses in your husband's stream who keep cursing me out. So what if I'm gay? So what if I like your husband? Oh, wait, who the hell are you? He's my husband! Who's my husband? Heh!"

[System notification: "Snowy Shore, Riverboat" has entered the livestream.]

Yu Tang's sharp eyes catch the notification. His flushed, tipsy face breaks into a sweet dimple, and he slips into his fake voice with practiced ease: "Welcome to my livestream, my husband! I love you today, too. Sending you a heart!"

That sweet little milky voice is back.

A few seconds of silence.

The livestream freezes like a PowerPoint presentation.

#Livestream mishap or life mishap#

#Shocking! The clear youthful voice and the cute little-girl voice ranked first and second on the most popular livestream voices list actually belong to the same person!#

#Yu Tang's straight-man persona comes crashing down. Why is this handsome young man secretly playing the wife to a big shot?#

Great. I can't stay on this planet another day.

The whole internet explodes. Yu Tang, who never got around to buying accident insurance for his life, wakes up the next day and starts pretending to be dead. He keeps it up through the third day, the fourth day, and even a whole week...

The atmosphere in the livestream is tense. Lu Hanzhou asks the chat for advice: "What do I do if my wife won't reply to my messages?"

Viewers: ...Maybe try calling him your wife and see if he dares to answer?

- How did you feel when you found out the sweet-voiced wife from the game was a guy?

- Gong: Thanks for asking. I'm even more excited.

Internal monologue: His rosy face when he was drunk was so cute.

INFJ x ESFP

* The game is a martial arts-themed MMORPG, not an esports story. It's mainly about romance, and you don't need to know how to play games to enjoy it.

* The shou is a human voice changer.

* It's just really sweet.

- The cover uses an authorized template.

Blurb dated 2022.9.26

Theme: Your true self will be loved. You don't need to change who you really are to please others.