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The Epic Romance Between a Hilichurl and a Slime
An outsider traveler saved the world, and all was peaceful in Liyue. With no more worries, Mr. Zhongli spent his days listening to stories and watching plays.
The Fatui Harbinger Tartaglia also retired successfully, spending every day with the old gentleman, keeping healthy and occasionally engaging in exercise of various kinds.
Everything was peaceful and lovely as ever.
But when Zhongli mentioned for the third time that dragons had two of them, the former Harbinger finally felt the erosion suffered by the Geo Archon.
The young man from Snezhnaya rushed to Mondstadt that very night and begged the great alchemist Alice to open a route to another world so the two could take a long-overdue honeymoon and at least find something to do.
Alice: Of course! (At last, someone can clear that dungeon that's been sealed for years.)
But the young man still underestimated how unflappable his old gentleman was. His wallet was forced to become his bodyguard, though fortunately he was skilled in all forms of combat.
"By general reasoning, this monster really is rather unpleasant to look at."
"Oh? So that's how it is. What a revelation."
"I wonder how the leaves atop this demon tree taste compared to Liyue's Dragonwell Snow tea."
"Morax! If you don't do something, I really can't hold out any longer!" A god-tier boss appeared, and even the proud warrior had to ask the utterly composed Zhongli for help.
"...I will have order."
Hot-blooded, chuuni seme x composed, elegant uke
Main pairing: Zhongli and Tartaglia. An occasional role reversal is fine too (delighted)
Since the story is divided into sections, feel free to skip to whichever ones interest you! They are independent, with no deliberately connected subplots. For example, the first section has a lot of bugs, so readers who aren't fond of them can skip it.
Theme: The many faces of life, and the suffering of this world, but we must keep going
I'm so insulting to Liyue, the car god. Ying'er flirts with her very well.
Dadalia: Who is the one who has no money?
There is a saying that Dadalia seems to be unable to defeat Zhongli 😄
As the former Rock King Emperor, although Mora was not reserved, other things were still available.
The bracelets, of course, come in a pair!
Well, regarding the issue of attack and reception in CP that treasures are more concerned about, I will give a unified reply. In my understanding and knowledge, if we talk about beds, they must be in the upper and lower floors. But what I want to point out is that it is difficult for me to write the emperor as a little sweet wife, because he has that sense of weight. The emperor always has divinity, and he will not just accept Dadalia's kindness with peace of mind. He will return the love he receives in the same rich but slightly restrained way. Therefore, there will be scenes of mutual favor in life in the article. Mutual favor is not considered mutual attack, at most it is a joke. The exchange of perspectives may be due to a problem with my understanding. I thought it was the time mark when the perspectives of both parties changed, but in fact, maybe the mark was unclear. Yaya, a mature boy, is loyal and friendly to his family and friends, and decisive in killing enemies. In front of the emperor, I hope he can be coquettish and considerate from time to time. The young executive is resolute and strong, but in front of his lover, he is like a well-behaved little fox. This is my xp, so sweet in winter. Therefore, if he occasionally behaves clingy, coquettish and wallowing, it cannot be said that he is in a position to be attacked. So! The summary is that we are both in a strong position mentally, and we love each other in life, but when it comes to beds, it's up to the clock!
Mandrill, who was secretly photographed: ... Just, I don't really want to talk anymore
Hahahahaha, the bracelets must be a pair?
The relationship between the two people is as plain as tea and has a lot of aftertaste.
It's okay, it's impossible, Dada Duck can't beat the old man, hahaha