Kurokawa Chisato was an utterly ordinary person.
After his adoptive father died, he followed in his footsteps and joined the port mafia, becoming a nine-to-five office worker.
In a port mafia crawling with ability users and packed with muscle, he was a breath of fresh air, with nothing going for him but his luck. He was perfectly happy with that, and had turned down his superiors' kind offers more than once, wanting only to scrape by as an ordinary white-collar worker.
Until one day, on his way to work, he walked into the office and came face-to-face with a certain well-known, kindhearted superior...
[The Songstress of Yokohama is singing live]
[Life is hard, so Chuuya puts on a show]
[That pigeon-toed young lady, hahahahahaha]
[As expected of the Port Mafia's one and only conscience!]
[Chuuya is so handsome, aaah!]
Kurokawa Chisato: ...?
He stared at the red text almost completely obscuring his superior and fell into deep thought:
Was he still asleep?
...Come to think of it, what were the Songstress of Yokohama and that pigeon-toed young lady supposed to be?
After watching a mass of red text hurry off with his superior, Kurokawa Chisato had barely begun to wonder if something was wrong with his brain when he looked up and saw another superior, looking utterly cold, with [Floppy-Eared Bunny] and [Little Dress] all over his head.
Kurokawa Chisato: "..."
Kurokawa Chisato: "...All right, I really have gone crazy."
Ten minutes later, the infirmary received an office worker who claimed there was something wrong with his brain.
Kurokawa Chisato: "I think I'm crazy."
Doctor: "Tell me your symptoms."
Kurokawa Chisato: "I saw the words 'Alice-chan, please step on me' written all over Miss Alice's face."
Doctor: "..."
Doctor: "..."
The doctor closed the diagnosis form. "We're the mafia, but we're also a legitimate company."
"In your case, I think you need to turn yourself in more than you need medical treatment."
Kurokawa Chisato: "..."
Kurokawa Chisato: "Well, thanks a lot, you quack!"
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*Kurokawa did not transmigrate. He's a native of this world.
*This is a silly story made up of short comedic bits.
*It's silly, not murderous.
*Unless something unexpected happens, there will be no romance.
*Unless something unexpected happens, this story won't have a main plot.
*If something unexpected does happen... it'll definitely be an accident.
*Feel free to suggest material in the comments (funny livestream comments).
*I drew a black-and-white bust of Kurokawa, but I don't know where to put it. Let me think about it first.
*That's all! Over!
Theme: Work hard and live happily
