I was the child the Doctor picked up, so the Doctor became my father.
And because I was cute, a wealthy man with money to spare studied my golden eyeshadow and red eyes, then decided to become my other guardian whenever the Doctor was away.
The Lady is just as her title suggests: a beautiful, charming lady. She likes me too. Maybe it's because I take such good care of my black hair. She especially likes listening to me sing in her spare time, though I'm not very good at it.
There are lots of other Fatui who treat me well, too. People from Snezhnaya are so cheerful, and I love that atmosphere.
So I'm going to become the greatest warrior in the world, guard Her Majesty the Tsaritsa, and protect Snezhnaya.
Charge!
Theme: My best ending is to die by your sword, Traveler.