The Hilarious Beauty Becomes a Hit on a Dating Show

This was written three or four years ago, so please go easy on it. The style and tastes are a little different from mine now, so I don’t recommend it to newer readers. It contains elements many people now dislike, including a beautiful top and a beautiful bottom. Some readers liked it, so I won’t lock it. The bottom is a little fox with a scrambled language system. Calling the top “wife” was written as a running gag, not to make the top seem less masculine. Their roles as top and bottom are very clear. The couple follows an older man and younger wife dynamic. They’re completely devoted to each other, each other’s one and only, with no misunderstandings or setbacks. It’s sweet from beginning to end. Blurb: A fun little sweet treat, perfect for reading before bed~ Naturally flirtatious bottom who’s a master of cheesy pickup lines × composed, refined old monster top As an up-and-coming young talent in the demon world and an outstanding graduate of the Monster Academy, Yu An gets the chance to join a dating reality show. Unfortunately, as a newly debuted fox spirit, Yu An isn’t very fluent in human language, and his speech is a bit jumbled. Confronted with a big shot from the demon clan, Yu An says: “Wifey! I promise I’ll get the job done!” The big shot says, “…I think you mean ‘boss’?” Yu An, a sucker for good looks, stares at the big shot and can’t speak for a long moment. Then he takes out a flower he picked and says: “Wifey, I, I brought you this as a tribute…” The big shot: … Where do I even begin correcting him? After much soul-searching, Yu An opens social media to cram in some human expressions and builds himself an impenetrable arsenal of cheesy pickup lines. The young master of the ghost clan shakes his hand, and Yu An says: “Your hand is so cold, but my heart is so warm.” A hugely popular idol arrives on set. Yu An repeats something he learned online and pulls out a ring on the spot: “Marry me.” As the comments erupt in teasing, a certain big shot grabs the fox and carries him away with a dark expression. “Wifey, I mean, boss…” The man lowers his head and kisses the fox who flirts with everyone. “Am I good-looking?” Yu An: Nods blankly.jpg “If I’m good-looking, then look only at me.” Yu An: At twenty, I landed a husband like Gu Qingyuan with nothing but my mouth. If I say it’s so, then it is. Gu Qingyuan: Sure, sure. The bottom is a sucker for good looks, has a scrambled and eccentric language system, and is all bark with little bite; The top seems composed and refined, with the mindset of an old man, but is actually maxed out in combat prowess. Older man and younger wife, mutually devoted. Both are exceptionally good-looking: the top is handsome, while the bottom is beautiful and adorable. A century-old tree finally blossoms. Theme: Strive tirelessly to improve yourself