[Western Crossover] The Flower Country's Onion Doesn't Want to Blow Its Cover

Theresia has always thought of herself as an ordinary Chinese rabbit.

...Well, setting aside her genius-level hacking skills, her metaphysical abilities that defy materialism, her extremely chuuni codename, and her playboy dad, who happens to be the richest man in Gotham and lives all the way over in America.

She really is just an ordinary high school freshman.

After her mother dies, Theresia supports herself by working as an information broker in the underworld, making enough to get through her first year of college. Finally, too lazy to keep earning money, she goes to America to seek out the cheap dad she's heard so much about but never met.

But after a year of being her own partner, being mistaken for dating herself, and repeatedly tearing off and putting back on secret identities with her family,

Theresia finally reaches her limit, flips the table, and decides it's time to formally reveal everyone's secret identities to one another.

One day after their identities are out in the open, Theresia is sitting up late at the computer with Tim when she suddenly realizes something.

She vaguely remembers that she came to Gotham to seek out her Batman dad because she wanted to take it easy, but...

By day, she's a law student. By night, she's a Gotham vigilante. On weekends, she sells information, and on holidays, she attends all kinds of parties... Isn't she even busier now?

Theresia ruefully runs a hand through her still-luxuriant hair, gets up, and goes to pour herself a cup of coffee.

Tim: Pfft.

#RedefiningOrdinary

#ToreOffOurSecretIdentitiesToAvoidHassleSoWhyAreWeBusierNow

#ExploitingUnderageKidsBatmanIsTrash

#SoWhyDoWeCallOurselvesUnderageWhenWereAllCollegeStudents

#JustBecauseShesATalismanCultivatorDoesntMeanSheCantGoToTheFrontLines

*The heroine is a black-haired, gray-eyed Bat-kid, taking after her mom.

Tips:

1. I'm a struggling student, so updates will be irregular. I'm deeply sorry about that (bows with an elaborate Thomas-style spin).

2. This is my take on a ridiculous, larger-than-life comedy lead who loves cracking jokes. Don't expect a serious, drama-style heroine.

3. I've read so many Bat-kid stories that I got itchy fingers and started this one. I have no chapters saved up, so if there's anything you can't accept, just click the X and leave. The world is wide, and maybe we'll meet again someday~

4. That's all (finger heart).

Theme: Give Bruce another kid who could wrap around the Earth three times