On My Second Run, I Became a Classmate of the Police Academy Squad

[Formerly titled: "Slacking Off Every Day in the World of Detective Conan"

Cover artist: Azrael

The cover depicts Linhai Shuo (the protagonist)]

P.S. I revise my writing a lot, so if you see a chapter locked, that's usually normal.

Blurb:

Linhai Shuo, just your average anime-loving young man~

#After slipping and drowning to death#

Linhai Shuo was inexplicably bound to by a System.

[Ding~ [System] has successfully bound [Linhai Shuo].] A shrill mechanical voice rang out.

Linhai Shuo: ?

The thing calling itself a System told Linhai Shuo:

[You have been bound to our System. You can wake up as soon as you complete all the missions.]

[You're lucky. You didn't die from drowning, but your body is unconscious in the hospital.]

[From now on, I'll guide you as you survive in the manga world of "Detective Conan" and help you complete your System missions!]

Linhai Shuo: I don't believe you.

But there was no way back, so he could only do as the thing called the System said.

*

Linhai Shuo worked hard and diligently to complete his missions.

He kept dying and returning to a checkpoint, dying and returning, dying, returning, dying, returning... He was so sick of dying.

Finally, when there was only one mission left...

He was on his second run.

Linhai Shuo: ?

He swore up a storm, while the System said this was to help him complete his missions more effectively.

However, the System added: You can happily get close to the Police Academy Squad now.

Thinking of his memories from his first run, Linhai Shuo replied: Getting close, huh... But I refuse!

The System asked again: Host, what do you mean by that?

*

[Second Run]

When Linhai Shuo learned he had the golden finger of being unable to die...

He started trying all kinds of ways to "get himself killed."

System: Th-this isn't right...?

Has the Host finally been driven mad?

Wait, wait, Host! Why are you burying your face in the sink? I'm detecting that you're about to suffocate!

Host, why are you hurting yourself again? That wound is so deep! Oh no, there's so much blood!!

Host! Are you trying to hang yourself? Stop! Stop!

Host! You...

Host!

System: I'm tired. Let's just destroy the world.

#How can the System be more worried about the Host than the Host is?#

Things to know before reading (content warnings):

1. The protagonist has self-destructive tendencies.

2. A rescue fic for the Police Academy Squad, and possibly some other characters too.

3. The blurb is pure nonsense. Don't believe it.

4. Akai and Akemi will not be a couple. No incest.

5. The protagonist is not a real member of the Black Organization.

6. There is a System and a golden finger.

7. The protagonist's CP is undecided, and there may not be one.

8. There is some angst, but not much; there are original characters, but not many.

9. The ending is undecided for now, but a happy ending is likely.

P.S. This is my first time writing, so I'm bad at blurbs and my writing is at an elementary-school level. Sorry for any OOC characterization.

Updates whenever; it won't be very long. I'm just writing for fun and will try not to abandon it. Mostly, I'll see where the story goes.

Theme: For a brighter future