Why Don't You Just Kill Me?

Next up: my new fantasy comedy, First of All, I'm Not Called Impotent. Please add it to your reading list! After an accident, Shuang Ling, the most painfully shy beauty in the Hehuan Sect, and Gu Xiechen, a once-in-a-millennium sword cultivator prodigy, are forcibly bound together and can never be separated. There are only two ways to break the bond. One is to make the aloof Sword Venerable fall from grace and cultivate dual cultivation with her, dragging him into the mud with her. The other is to help her reach his level of cultivation so they can shatter their restraints together. Which should she choose? That is the question. Gu Xiechen's expression was cool and detached. “Within ten years, I will take you with me when I ascend.” Then he saw the tears in her eyes and added, “You don't have to be afraid.” Three days later. Shuang Ling lay flat, pressed her hands together, and gave him a shy smile. “Why don't you just stab me instead?” [A socially anxious girl trembling inside but putting on a brave face x a cold, ruthless jerk who thinks everyone can be as ridiculously powerful as he is] - Question: What's it like to transmigrate into a book as a spy from the Hehuan Sect with a rare constitution, only to have the strongest Sword Venerable personally carry you to success? Answer (anonymous): I can't keep up. There's just no keeping up. The thunder was so loud the day I formed my Nascent Soul, and before I even got struck, Gu Xiechen watched for a while, had another realization, and broke through to the next realm. Haha. I'm going to fight you geniuses...! At last, before the war between immortals and demons began, Shuang Ling found a third way to break the love worm curse and escape the mortifying Hehuan constitution: blow up her core in front of the Sword Venerable, fake her death, and start over in the Demon Realm, where she could take the easy road and lie flat. Later, when the Lotus Platform fell and the Wild Mists rose, the day the Demon Lord was chosen, every demonic cultivator went to pay their respects. With a candy in her mouth, Shuang Ling lay on the cold, ornate tiles and kowtowed. Then the hem of a black-and-gold robe spread out before her, and a familiar voice, cold with anger, sounded above her. “This time, I choose option one.” #I traveled thousands of miles with the golden core you abandoned, then realized that since you're a demonic cultivator, becoming a Demon Lord is easy too Upcoming novel blurb First of All, I'm Not Called Impotent After divorcing her taciturn professor ex-husband, Qiao Chu can finally let off some sexual steam and find herself a more exciting new partner. But when she closes her eyes, she transmigrates into a forbidden fantasy novel, becoming the early-dead, unattainable moonlight of everyone's dreams. The male lead, the villain, and the supporting male characters all take out their tortured love on the heroine, who looks just like her. Qiao Chu: Why? Why has no one had me? When they get trapped in a secret realm, the lovesick male supporting character merely gives her a cold glance. He doesn't even help her up, just turns and walks away. Qiao Chu thinks the lovesick fool has lost his mind. As she fights monsters, she yells, “You bunch of impotent men! Just like my ex-husband!” The lovesick man's steps suddenly halt. Then he starts devotedly worshipping her from that day on. The ex-husband's perspective: First, I'm not impotent. I'm just suppressing my urges. Second, my wife and I (who says she isn't my wife just because we got divorced?) are now in the same power-fantasy cultivation novel, where the strong can do whatever they want. It's great. I can say things I usually only think about... “Who is that man? Are you going to marry him? Really? What is he to you? Is he good in bed? Answer me.” Qiao Chu: He's nobody. I'm not marrying him. I don't know if he's good in bed, so could you stop stabbing him over and over while your eyes are all red? If you have to stab someone, stab me! (Not really.) [A beautiful, fiery perfectionist under pressure x an addictive ex-husband who lets loose after transmigrating into a book in someone else's skin and gets hooked on being doted on] Theme: Perseverance