All XP Goes to Nonhumans [Collection]

[This is a string of silly, fluffy little stories]

[First story: Taming a zombie into a doting zombie dad]

"Mr. Zombie, could you not make tiger-skin zombie fingers for breakfast tomorrow?"

"B-but they're delicious."

"If you like them, just sneak off and eat them yourself."

[Second story: Who do I report to when the boss of an escape game secretly follows me home?]

"Hello, how can I help you?"

"Hi, the boss from your game escaped, and he's right next to me. What should I do?"

"...Hello, we recommend calling 120 in this situation."

[Third story: Can I sell a vampire's blood for money? Urgent, online now]

After graduating, Shen Mu inherits a run-down museum and discovers a vampire inside who only knows how to drink tea.

She points him in the right direction. "Since you can't do anything else, starting tomorrow, you can sell tickets at the entrance. With a face like yours, you should be able to lure quite a few young women inside."

"Oh, right. If you manage to land a rich woman, split the allowance she gives you with me, half and half."

[Fourth story: Even a thousand-year-old snake demon has to study hard from seven in the morning to ten at night]

[Fifth story: Mom won't let me get a kitten, so I'll keep a ghost king as a pet instead. That's okay, right?]

[Sixth story: With nothing but my skill and a brick, I, a member of the demonic cult, will conquer the aloof fox elder]

[Male lead to be decided: ...]

[Once I have enough ideas, I'll start writing]

Theme: Love life.