Guys, I Don't Want to Work Hard Anymore

☆Upcoming novel: Bringing Mom and Dad on a Variety Show. Blurb at the bottom. Zhou Hengye retired from the quick transmigration bureau and arrived in the world of a series of connected novels. But he wasn't the protagonist. He was a cannon-fodder villain, the sort who was constantly courting death. In response, Zhou Hengye, the all-rounder with ten talents who feared nothing, said, “Don't panic, don't panic. My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven's. Even a villain can make a comeback and become the protagonist!” But... His mom is the heroine of a strong female lead novel. She slaps faces, takes down scumbags, and rises from an unremarkable designer to a fashion-industry mogul, bringing her family's clothing brand back from the dead and taking it global. His dad is the comeback hero of an urban male-oriented novel. Starting out by scavenging garbage, he builds his own business empire and makes it to the top of the national rich list. His older brother is a domineering CEO from a romance novel, the quintessential man who has to crawl through the fires of hell to win back his wife. He's ruthless and fiercely protective of his own. His childhood friend is the seme protagonist of a danmei novel, the youngest master painter in the world, an influential figure in the global art scene, and powerful enough to make mountains crumble with a stomp. And they all tell Zhou Hengye: “Stop working so hard. I'll take care of you.” Zhou Hengye: !!! Zhou Hengye, who had worked himself to the bone at the quick transmigration bureau for years, is moved to tears. He can't help but shout: This lazy fish has arrived! Everyone, get out of the way. I'm going to lie flat! #Who's courting death? Definitely not me. #I'm just an unremarkable lazy fish. Also known as: If You Just Behave, You Can Have Anything You Want; My Protagonist Parents Spoil Me Rotten; Every Moment of Loving and Fighting with My Unlucky Older Brother; Everyday Mutual Spoiling with My Childhood Friend Here's the blurb for the upcoming novel Bringing Mom and Dad on a Variety Show With shows featuring kids and dating shows taking off, variety programs in the entertainment industry have split into two camps. One unknown director successfully took the worst parts and discarded the essence, creating a show called Bringing Mom and Dad on a Variety Show, which set off a heated debate. The uke is an obscure celebrity with a mountain of scandals. His company bundles him onto the show, making him the butt of countless jokes. Uke: ? A parents' variety show? Is he supposed to put on a show with a family of strangers? The uke gives up on the spot. When the parents try to appear as a couple who treat each other with polite affection, but accidentally reveal their fake affection in front of everyone watching the livestream: Netizen 1: Help, why do I kind of ship them? When it's revealed that his dad is the richest man in China and his mom is a world-renowned pianist: Netizen 2: Rich, huh? Let me soak up some of that wealth! When the parents' affection is fake, but they unexpectedly spoil the uke rotten: Netizen 3: Kid, having parents like that is a blessing! Uke: ...Fine, whatever makes you happy. The uke suddenly becomes famous thanks to the show, and countless curious netizens flock to watch. They expect to see a loveless couple rediscover true love, the lavish life of the rich, and someone being spoiled rotten. But what they see is... While everyone else is helping their parents with the housework, the uke's mom yanks the covers off him and yells, “Sleep, sleep, sleep! All you do is sleep. The sun's already up!” While everyone else is laboring in the kitchen and preparing a lavish feast, the uke is curled up on the sofa, turns toward the kitchen, and calls, “Mom! I'm hungry!” While everyone else takes their parents on trips around the world, the uke is still at home, “passionately” playing video games. He's so absorbed that they confiscate his phone, allowing him to play only two hours a day, or double that on holidays when his parents are in a good mood. Everyone is confident the uke is finally going to fade into obscurity, but unexpectedly... Netizen A: This is so real. That's me and my mom! Netizen B: I love it even more. I love watching this kind of chaotic everyday life! Netizen C: I'm so jealous! His parents are so great! Please, Heaven, give me parents like that! Haters: ??? Hey, do you have to be this fickle? In short, the uke becomes famous all across the country thanks to the show. The uke, who wants to quit showbiz and go home to inherit his family's billions: ? Don't come near me!!! Theme: Cherish the people you have right now.