I'm Straight, I'm Not Getting Married

Lou Tingxue had two little secrets.

First, he was a transmigrator.

After dying, Lou Tingxue transmigrated to the Liang Dynasty. The catch was that this Liang Dynasty wasn't the one from history! It didn't exist at all!

Even stranger, he found himself inside a bridal sedan, and his neck hurt terribly! It felt like someone had snapped it!

Lou Tingxue stepped out of the sedan, thinking that perhaps some relatives would come looking for him.

But no relatives arrived. Instead, a man showed up, overcome by lust at the sight of him.

Lou Tingxue: Don't come any closer!!!

Second, he was straight.

Lou Tingxue accepted that he was a transmigrator and struck a deal with the original owner of the body.

He would help the original owner fulfill his wish, and in return, the original owner would give him the body. From then on, he could live freely and do whatever he wanted.

But Lou Tingxue was kidnapped, and the man who took him was the very same man he'd seen that night.

The man was the richest merchant under heaven, owner of the fabulously wealthy Wanshihuang. He was handsome, but also a hypocrite who had his sights set on Lou Tingxue's ass!

Yes! That's right! His ass!

Lou Tingxue: I'm straight!!!

Zhu Dongfeng: So?

Lou Tingxue: You still want to sleep with a straight man?! Are you crazy?! What is this, forcing yourself on me?!

Only later did Lou Tingxue discover that in the Liang Dynasty, people weren't divided into women and men, but into Qianyuan, Zhongyong, and Kunze. And he just happened to be a Kunze who could bear children!!!

But he was straight! He wasn't going to marry a man!

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Lou Tingxue: I just want to be free!

Zhu Dongfeng: A wife, kids, and a warm home!!!

So he ran, and Zhu Dongfeng chased him. Lou Tingxue couldn't escape even if he grew wings.

Zhu Dongfeng caught up to him again and again, and Lou Tingxue ran away again and again.

As time went on, more and more men pursued him: his former husband, Prince Duan Yu, whom he'd never met; his scheming, calculating adopted older brother; a foreign man with long legs and bulging chest muscles; a stunning young prince from a neighboring country; and the gentle young man he did business with...

But Lou Tingxue would never give in! He had to protect his ass!

Lou Tingxue: I'm straight. I'm not marrying a man!

[Before Reading]

1. A kind-hearted, universally adored bottom who is straight but gets bent, beautiful as a begonia VS a calculating, scheming, black-hearted, smiling tiger of a top.

2. The whole novel is told in third person. It's medium-length, with the plot and romance in roughly a 1:1 ratio.

3. Both are devoted only to each other. Old-school, nonconsensual, ABO. The male lead and the male side characters all like the bottom.

4. Both the top and bottom do business. Don't overthink it; just enjoy the story.

5. I hope you enjoy reading!

Theme: The world is always changing, but self-love lasts forever.