The Socially Anxious Forensic Doctor's Guide to Clapping Back at Her Husband

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Question: What's it like when a domineering superstar falls for a socially anxious forensic doctor?

Superstar Shen Yichen answers: I'm just spoiling my wife. What could I possibly have in mind?

When they first meet, forensic genius Luo Huaijing is embroiled in rumors of academic fraud. With no other choice, his advisor signs him up for a forensic reality show in the hope of clearing his name. But there's one condition for joining the show: he has to agree to marry Shen Yichen.

Considering Shen Yichen's status as the youngest Best Actor in the entertainment industry and an heir to a wealthy family, socially anxious Luo Huaijing refuses without hesitation. But after being tricked, he signs his name on the marriage contract.

From then on, Shen Yichen moves right into Luo Huaijing's home, and makes no secret of it.

Luo Huaijing thinks: My teacher said Shen Yichen faints at the sight of blood. Maybe I can scare him off?

So, at four in the morning one night, Luo Huaijing lifts the sterile cloth covering the dissection table.

Shen Yichen faints.

Luo Huaijing: What a wimp.

One early morning, forensic props appear in Shen Yichen's arms.

Luo Huaijing, reluctantly writing an apology: Damn, I didn't scare him after all.

Shen Yichen: What a wimp. Caught red-handed, huh?

Things like this keep happening. Worried about his blood pressure, Shen Yichen packs Luo Huaijing off to the show in the middle of the night, thinking that Luo Huaijing will behave himself in front of the cameras.

But he never expected the socially anxious forensic doctor, who usually hides behind his senior colleague, to have a razor-sharp tongue, and to save all his barbs for Shen Yichen.

Shen Yichen faints at the sight of blood. Luo Huaijing: Joining a forensic show when you faint at the sight of blood? That's like a eunuch from the Eastern Depot going to a brothel. You're asking for trouble.

Shen Yichen: I'll put up with it. (Luo Huaijing's friends and family pay the price.)

Shen Yichen makes a mistake in his notes. Luo Huaijing: God is fair. He gave you a handsome face, but didn't give you the brains to match.

Shen Yichen: I'll put up with this too. (His friends and family get it again.) Shen Yichen then reposts with a message: Teacher Luo is naturally gifted, the pinnacle of cool, abstinent good looks. I'm jealous of my own taste.

At last, the fans can't take it anymore: Actor, get a grip! Have you forgotten he scared you unconscious? Have you forgotten how he roasted you? (He's really handsome, sure, but you can't have no self-respect.)

Shen Yichen: I can't help falling for him. But that's Luo Huaijing.

Fans: (On the verge of tears) Don't blame the fans for what the star does.

Gradually, though, the fans realize that Luo Huaijing really is captivating.

During a model dissection, his smooth technique leaves countless professionals feeling inferior.

His skill at separating flesh from bone puts forensic doctors with years of experience to shame.

When the long-awaited debate segment arrives, the socially anxious doctor commands the room, crushing the other contestants with his sharp insight and professional knowledge.

The academic world: Someone like this would need to fake his academic credentials? The way he cites sources and makes his case, he's like Zhang Yi conquering the Six States. What authority!

Fans: A cool, abstinent forensic doctor and a sweet, devoted superstar CEO. How did this ridiculous pairing become so addictive? And this is socially anxious? Is this the quiet, obedient boy who used to hide behind his senior? He's a demon king! Look how thoroughly he's tamed our superstar. He's nothing but an obedient student now.

Shen Yichen: I'm hooked too. Such a lovely day, and I fall for Teacher Luo every time I see him. (He casually produces their marriage certificate.)

Fans: So we're the real suckers here???

Luo Huaijing's friends: Us too. The boss is chasing his wife, and we get yelled at.

Scheming, fake-sweet superstar Shen Yichen x socially anxious, abstinent forensic doctor Luo Huaijing.

Content warnings:

1. The cases on the show and the forensic information are sourced from the internet. This is an entertainment-focused novel, not professional educational material.

2. Same-sex marriage is legal in this story.

3. The leads have known each other since childhood. The recipient is the giver's one true love. He isn't socially anxious, but has a disorder in emotional perception. This term serves the plot, so please don't nitpick it.

4. If you don't like it, feel free to leave. There's no need to post comments that spoil the experience for you or anyone else. Especially if you've read the first chapter and think everything about it is wrong: does that mean there won't be a twist later? This is a melodramatic story about a ruthless struggle to seize someone.

------Upcoming novel: "Is There Room in the ICU for Me and My Top-Tier Star Nemesis? [Showbiz]"

[Asking for advice online: I joined a talent show, but my ex-boyfriend, the one I dumped, is a mentor. What do I do!!]

Bai Yichen is the actor behind a virtual idol. To pay off his debts, he signs up for a talent show.

But after arriving on the island, he runs into Lu Jiangye, the ultimate victim who had five boyfriends stolen from him by Bai Yichen in college, only to get dumped by him in the end!

Bai Yichen watches him sit in the mentor's seat with his usual cool arrogance and feels like dying.

Remembering everything that happened between them, Bai Yichen feels on edge every second he's on the island. To survive, he decides to slack off until he's eliminated!

But he never expected the cold, strict mentor Lu Jiangye to start spamming clips of him, drawing a huge amount of attention.

And so...

At the first performance: Bai Yichen's children's song leaves the whole audience stunned.

As the judges are about to put him in Class F, a video of a contestant singing during auditions suddenly trends online.

The most-liked comment reads: Why does that voice sound so much like a certain Bai??

During vlog filming: Bai Yichen is completely uncoordinated!

Trending on Weibo: Bai Yichen, please dance properly. Don't waste your ten years of dance experience!

Ten years of dance experience?? Bai Yichen, what other surprises have you been hiding from us?!!

This sort of thing keeps happening, and Bai Yichen finds it bizarre. After all, he heard that Lu Jiangye had searched for him for a long time back then, just to get revenge!

Terrified, Bai Yichen prepares to run away. But that night, Lu Jiangye pins him against the wall and narrows his eyes. "Why are you running?"

Bai Yichen curls up and hugs himself. "N... I'm not."

Lu Jiangye sneers. "We haven't even settled things over you sleeping with me in college. And now you want to run away again?"

"Brother Lu, it was all a misunderstanding!"

"So it was a misunderstanding when you said I abused my position, was despicable, and was a heartless, faithless bastard?"

As Bai Yichen listens, something starts to feel off. How does Lu Jiangye know what he told his top donor about him? He never handed over his phone!

Then Lu Jiangye pulls out recordings from Bai Yichen's days as a virtual idol, where he calls him "big brother" in all sorts of ways, grinning like a fox.

Bai Yichen catches his jaw before it can drop: His top donor is the ex-boyfriend he dumped?? He not only insulted his character and openly mocked his behavior, he even did it right in front of the man himself?

That night, Bai Yichen is made to listen to the recordings of himself calling Lu Jiangye "big brother" in all sorts of ways while they do unspeakable things.

His face burns as he curses Lu Jiangye for tricking him, but the man thrusts hard, and he ends up whimpering "big brother" again...

Devoted top Lu Jiangye x flirtatious but devoted bottom Bai Yichen. One-on-one pairing, both are pure in body and heart, and each is a powerhouse in his own field.

Theme: Uncover the truth and uphold justice