Please, Kitty, Restrain Your Urge to Suck People [Interstellar]

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A sweet little slice-of-life romance, with a cat-like gong and a divine son shou.

Wen Yan fainted from heatstroke. When he woke up, he found that he had transmigrated to another world, surrounded by strange creatures with tails and ears. He wanted to run, but couldn't move a muscle, so in the end he chose to lie flat.

And then... a giant golden cat "kidnapped" him right where he had woken up.

Nervously, he was taken home. The enormous golden cat pinned him in its nest and licked him from head to toe.

The pitiful former online cat enthusiast and male college student, Wen Yan, trembled and abandoned all principles: What bad thoughts could a... big kitty possibly have?

Every day, he got to pet the big cat. The big cat rubbed against him and cuddled close, wrapped its tail around his waist, slept beside him, and even used its tongue...

Wen Yan looked at Miao, who was licking him with an utterly blissful expression, and finally swallowed his cry of pain.

Waaah, maybe the kitty doesn't know its tongue is so rough...

Considering that Miao cooked for him, made him toys, let him be petted and kissed, and acted cute whenever he made Wen Yan angry...

Wen Yan would put up with it for now!!

What?! That tongue wants to kiss him too?

Wait, wait, wait! Wen Yan covered his mouth and jumped three meters away. He absolutely couldn't put up with that!!

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Legend said the divine son sleeping within the sacred tree could cure the beastfolk's strange illness, and was also the fated partner of the empire's marshal. This marriage had drawn the beastfolk's attention ever since Miao was born.

The marshal himself, devoted to his career and sworn off love, had this to say: "I'm at war. Don't @ me."

Before the divine son awoke, Marshal Miao's daily life was extremely ordinary.

Training, fighting, going to work.

Sometimes, when passing the sacred tree where his future partner slept, he would firmly scoff to himself: What's a partner? What a hassle. I don't need one.

But when Wen Yan transmigrated here, he formed a spiritual link with Miao for the first time.

When he first held his little partner in his arms, when he first looked into those damp, dark eyes...

His imposing cat ears began twitching wildly.

A partner... Maybe that's not such a bad idea after all.

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[A note for spectators in the back]

Welcome aboard the No. 1 Idiot Couple Sightseeing Train. I'm your conductor, Egan.

Up next is a long stretch of beast-world roommates living together in their daily lives (not really).

If you have trouble with cats keeping their distance or can't control your urge to lick cats, feel free to take the divine son's perspective during the ride and enjoy being surrounded by fluff and begged to cuddle up for some face-to-face cat snuggling.

If you enjoy this journey, please don't hesitate to leave us a good review.

The conductor would be delighted to see your message on the board below the train.

With that, we wish you a pleasant journey.

Theme: Keep a kind heart, and you'll eventually become a better person