When Xi Feng woke up one morning, there was a System in his head, and the whole world seemed to have gone wrong along with it.
The System called itself the "Emperor's New Clothes System." It had chosen him as its Host, and he had to complete missions to earn a chance to stay alive.
"Mission 1: Put on women's clothes and go to the marked coordinates."
Xi Feng: ...?
If the System had given him a traditional lady's dress, he might not have complained. But could it at least tell him where the coordinates were? Was it picking on a science student for not being able to read a map of longitude and latitude?!
He forced himself to calm down and searched online. When he saw the result, Xi Feng exploded.
You want me to jump into the Atlantic Ocean wearing an ancient lady's dress?!
System: ...Who the hell reads a coordinate map sideways?!
Xi Feng got caught up in a fight by accident. The System said, "Host, there's no need to worry. A weapon has been issued to you."
"System, do I really have a weapon in my hand?" Xi Feng stared at his empty hand, looking doubtful.
"Host, please do not doubt the truthfulness of the System's words. According to the first rule of System conduct: the System can never lie to its Host."
"Besides, this is the Emperor's New Clothes System. Only people with sufficiently high intelligence can see it."
In other words, the Host, Xi Feng, wasn't smart enough.
Xi Feng: ...
You can explain yourself, but why do you have to make it personal?
Reader advisories:
0. This is part of the same series as the [Secret Identity Takes a Hit] story, but you can read this one without having read that one.
1. The protagonist wears women's clothes and has a split personality. If those things bother you, please don't read.
2. No CP, no romance at all, just pure admiration for flesh, strike that, muscles!
3. The whole story is the author's nonsense. Please line up and leave your brains here before reading, or it might affect your reading experience ⊙▽⊙
4. I'll add more if I think of anything. All you cuties are welcome to jump in~
Theme: People and nature living in harmony
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I Became the Second Male Lead in a Mary Sue Novel and Turned the Campus Story into a Business War
Working as a Train Attendant on the Infinite Train
Drifting Through the Martial World, My Secret Identity Takes the Blows
The male protagonist in this article has no cp, and the emotional scenes are all supporting roles. The male protagonist must not be emotional 🐶 🐶 Also, this is a long story, and the plot progress will be much slower than the one in the vest 😳 😳 Please try it out and avoid lightning by yourself [spread flowers] Finally, thank you little cuties for your continued support ~ [let me be healthy] [show your heart]
Update, my big brother, I came from the third lap and I tied it in one breath. I am really excited! The Black Umbrella Star Priest, the bloody and violent Yunjian, Xi Feng - a self-righteous unlucky guy
If nothing else happens, there will be an accident.
I found my Jinjiang account again... This is really my favorite non-CP book in Jinjiang.
If nothing else, there will be an accident, alas.
When can I see the update~🤔
If nothing else goes wrong, it did. When will the author update?
Long time no see 🌈 Come on [Spread flowers]
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