[My next novel: When the Universally Hated Star Goes Wild on a Show for People Who Can't Read!]
The Weibo account Has Wen Lu Filed for Divorce Today? kept posting without fail for five years and three months.
At last, the clouds parted and the moon appeared.
On the 2,621st day of their marriage,
Lu Ming and his husband, Wen Chaowen, got divorced.
The entertainment industry celebrated as one. At long last, the number-one deadweight of Chinese entertainment, aka the bloodsucker, had finally left the movie star alone. Please don't offer him any guidance for the rest of his life. Let the star shine on his own, thanks!
In his fans' eyes,
Lu Ming was obscure, had no connections, was disabled in one leg, and was a perennial unlucky loser.
Wen Chaowen had made no progress in his career since winning his Best Actor award, all because Lu Ming had held him back.
But on the day they divorced, right outside the Civil Affairs Bureau, Lu Ming got his divorce certificate with Wen Chaowen, then immediately announced his marriage to Ji Mingsen, the heir to one of Huaguo's most powerful families and the dream man of countless people.
Wen Chaowen's fans were dumbfounded:
This has to be fake, right?
Why would Ji Mingsen ever be interested in Lu Ming?
It must be a marriage of convenience. There has to be some secret behind it!
But from that day on, the sweet details of Ji Mingsen and Lu Ming's relationship kept trending every few days, shoved right in their faces.
At first, Wen Chaowen's fans were furious.
Then they started digging up photos and videos of the two, trying to find proof that they were only a couple on paper.
But in the end, under the Sen-Lu Sweet Moments bot, the former movie star's fans lined up to post:
[Daily question: Did Sen-Lu share any sweet moments today?]
[If this little couple doesn't share something sweet today, I'm going to throw a fit!]
[Waaah, so sweet! Does anyone get it? I set out to disprove them, but ended up shipping them instead. What do I do?]
[Ah, but I'm still a little worried. What if they get divorced this time too...?]
Later, Ji Mingsen happened to see the bot and reposted its post with a very public reply:
That won't happen.
The CP fans could finally rest easy.
*
What the CP fans didn't know was that Ji Mingsen and Lu Ming really had started out with a marriage of convenience.
Lu Ming hadn't thought Ji Mingsen could ever be interested in him. He'd approached him because they'd been high school classmates and knew each other well.
Until one morning,
Lu Ming woke up in the luxurious penthouse Ji Mingsen had bought,
with several conspicuous red marks on his neck.
Ji Mingsen told him they'd come from mosquito bites.
But they were on the twentieth floor of a luxury apartment building. How could there possibly be mosquitoes?
After Losing a Bet, I Went on a Blind Date Dressed as a Woman to Meet My Childhood Friend
After losing a bet,
Jing Yan is forced to dress as a woman and go on a blind date in place of an online gaming friend whose family is pressuring them to marry.
He thinks it'll just be an awkward mishap, something he can get through and then forget.
But his date arrives late, and it's none other than Yu Jin, his childhood friend and the person he's secretly loved for years.
Jing Yan: ...
I snore, grind my teeth, and only shower every three days. Stay away from me!
Drawing on his years of knowing Yu Jin, Jing Yan thinks he's managed to scare his childhood friend off.
But a week later, Jing Yan gets a call from Yu Jin:
Bro, what do I do? I think I'm in love with someone.
Jing Yan's heart sinks, but he pretends to be unconcerned:
That's great. Congratulations.
Yu Jin: She snores, grinds her teeth, and only showers every three days, but I love her anyway.
Jing Yan: ??
Yu Jin: She's really wonderful. I'll introduce you next time we meet.
Jing Yan: ...
Yu Jin: Why aren't you saying anything? Oh, I know, you're jealous, right? Don't worry, I'm not the kind of guy who'd forget his buddies once he got a wife. And my dream girl isn't either. I have great taste.
Jing Yan: Thanks, but are you sure you have good taste?
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Yu Jin meets someone on a blind date.
He's never been in love or fallen for anyone in his life, but this time he falls hard.
So he launches an all-out pursuit.
Unfortunately, the other person is always cold and distant.
After several failed attempts, Yu Jin gets drunk out of frustration. When he wakes up, he finds his dream girl right by his bed.
Overcome with excitement, he throws himself at her and kisses her.
Only his dream girl turns out to be his buddy, who gives him a deeply reproachful look.
"You're disappointed to see it's me?"
Remembering the kiss, Yu Jin thinks: If I said I was even more excited, would he think I'm a pervert?
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A story about unrequited love
Childhood friends
Cool, aloof beauty and game streamer shou x clingy, gay-panicking, dark-skinned athletic student gong
Theme: Be brave enough to get divorced and pursue a new life
Next book, open this one: "Rebirth of a Heartbroken Heart"
The cold muzzle of the gun pressed against Chu Yao's temple
He received the marriage certificate, and his nominal husband smiled ferociously: "Bai Li, either you die today or he dies, choose one of the two."
A man with a high position and never admit defeat in his life glanced at Chu Yao coldly and said, "Dream."
Chu Yao closed his eyes, thinking that he was dead
But bang——
There was a gunshot, and the person who fell in a pool of blood was Bai Li.
Chu Yao collapsed immediately: "Why!"
Didn't you say that you would never love him again?
He is heartless, he is despicable
Joining forces with enemies to betray Bai Li, things get out of hand
But Bai Li, who kept saying that he would never want him again, died for him.
Looking at Bai Li's body gradually becoming cold and stiff
Chu Yao's vision went dark and he fainted.
And when he opened his eyes again, he went back to five years ago, before he met Bai Li.
Attacker is fifteen years older than Shou
Age difference/dog blood warning
Ji Mingsen, your rank is so high and your ability to adapt to changes is so strong! Thumbs up for you bro!
I don't understand what my ex-husband is breaking down about. I've been married for 7 years without a wedding. Shouldn't you reflect on yourself? (Personal opinion)
Good! I really want to make it public that my ex-husband hit Lulu because he was driving drunk.
Jimingsen: Just guess what happened to you, brother, just guess what happened to you! ! !
Next book, open this one: "Rebirth of a Heartbroken Heart" The cold muzzle of the gun pressed against Chu Yao's temple He received the marriage certificate, and his nominal husband smiled ferociously: "Bai Li, either you die today or he dies, choose one of the two." A man with a high position and never admit defeat in his life glanced at Chu Yao coldly and said, "Dream." Chu Yao closed his eyes, thinking that he was dead But bang—— There was a gunshot, and the person who fell in a pool of blood was Bai Li. Chu Yao collapsed immediately: "Why!" Didn't you say that you would never love him again? He is heartless, he is despicable Joining forces with enemies to betray Bai Li, things get out of hand But Bai Li, who kept saying that he would never want him again, died for him. Looking at Bai Li's body gradually becoming cold and stiff Chu Yao's vision went dark and he fainted. And when he opened his eyes again, he went back to five years ago, before he met Bai Li. Attacker is fifteen years older than Shou Age difference/dog blood warning
Ji Mingsen, your rank is so high and your ability to adapt to changes is so strong! Thumbs up for you bro!
I don't understand what my ex-husband is breaking down about. I've been married for 7 years without a wedding. Shouldn't you reflect on yourself? (Personal opinion)
Good! I really want to make it public that my ex-husband hit Lulu because he was driving drunk.
Jimingsen: Just guess what happened to you, brother, just guess what happened to you! ! !
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Please elaborate on the reason hehe (rubbing hands)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good tea, Mr. Ji?
Why don't any sisters comment on how their pants are flying! ! !
Hahahahahahaha