Metaphysics Live Broadcast, the Whole Network Begged Me to Tell Fortunes

(Follow the list before V, and update daily after V. The column has advance collection and completed articles, welcome to taste!) The fairy Huo Ling failed in her ascension and was demoted to the mortal world for training. When she opened her eyes, she encountered the beginning of the collapse of the sky. The original owner was penniless and owed a lot of loan sharks. In order to pay off the loan as soon as possible, Huo Ling started live broadcasting to tell people's fortunes. At first, netizens ridiculed her, but soon they discovered that this little girl turned out to be a master of metaphysics! Customer No. 1: "Master, my child will be able to read and read in a few months. Did he forget to drink Meng Po soup?" Huo Ling: "That's not true. He is just possessed by an evil spirit." Customer No. 1: "This puts me at ease... Wait a minute, Master, what did you say? How could my child be haunted by an evil spirit?!" Huo Ling: "Don't you know why? Do you need me to call the police for you?" After being exposed by Huo Ling, Customer No. 1 Surrendered obediently, and the disappearance case a year ago came to light. Customer No. 2: "Master, I used to be a first-line actress in the entertainment industry, but in the past two years, I have always been in bad luck. I have been exposed to bad news every now and then. Can you help me change the situation?" Huo Ling: "Putting aside the transfer in advance, why not first talk about the things you raise at home." Customer No. 2: "I have a lot of small animals at home. Do I need to bring them over?" Huo Ling: "No, I mean the Gumantong you raised in the basement." Weibo hot searches will be updated immediately: #popularactress privately supports Gumantong# Customer No. 3: "Master, I recently received a friend request from a handsome guy. Can you help me figure it out? Am I about to get lucky?" Huo Ling: "It's a peach blossom luck, but it's just a peach blossom." Customer No. 3: "How is it possible? He is living well and his WeChat Moments are always updated with recent photos!" Huo Ling: "If you take a closer look, do those recent photos look more and more like black and white photos of the deceased?" Customer No. 3 Stared at it for a while, then suddenly let out a sharp blast and immediately deleted the handsome friend. Gradually, Huo Ling became more and more famous. Her fans exceeded one million, and hot searches became commonplace. The world-renowned variety show "Battle of Metaphysics" sent her an invitation, and even the mysterious department Superpower Bureau also sent her an offer. Under their invitation, Huo Ling began one mysterious adventure after another... Reading tips: 1. The big female protagonist has few emotional lines and the male protagonist has no sense of existence. 2. The whole text is fictitious and is for entertainment only. Please do not be superstitious. 3. The plot is the main focus, please do not go into details. —————— The next book "Emergency Department Nurses' Daily Fortune Telling and Eating Melons" As an emergency department nurse, Tulip awakened her melon-eating system overnight. Mysterious golden exclamation marks began to appear randomly on the heads of passers-by. She could unlock the big melons on this person by just snapping her fingers. At three o'clock in the morning, a man rushed to the emergency room with his son in his arms. The little boy's mouth was penetrated by a fishhook, and his face was covered with blood. The man cried helplessly: "I was not careful too! I was just fishing at night. Who knew my son was standing behind me? I casually flicked the hook and hooked my son. Doctor, please save him!" Tulip activated her sharp eyes and immediately saw through the man's lies: "Sir, you went out fishing at night, and what you caught seemed to be a mermaid! And, I'm afraid your son's injury was not an accident, right?" At four o'clock in the morning, a fat girl was sent to the emergency room by her parents. The parents said anxiously: "Doctor, my daughter has been suffering from abdominal pain and bleeding from below. What should I do? The doctor asked cautiously: "Has the child had a B-ultrasound? Is there any possibility of pregnancy?" " The parent glared at the doctor angrily: "What did you say? My daughter is usually very honest and has never even held a boy's hand! " The next second, the girl opened her legs, and the child's head was directly exposed. Tulip slapped the table and shouted loudly: "No, your daughter was deceived. That guy violated a minor and is still a wanted criminal on the run. If we don't catch him, he will run away soon! " At five o'clock in the morning, a mother quietly walked into the emergency room with her son. The son unbuttoned his clothes, revealing a pair of swollen breasts. The mother said nervously: "Doctor, my son has become more and more like a woman recently. Not only has his figure changed, but his voice has also become thinner and thinner. Could he have been possessed by a female ghost? " The doctor was noncommittal and just prescribed some items for the boy to check. Before the test results came out, Tulip became a prophet: "Parent, your son was not possessed by a ghost, but was drugged with estrogen. The person who drugged him was..." With the help of Tulip, the criminals were punished one after another, and the victims also received due compensation. The emergency department gradually became the busiest department in the hospital. Patients from other departments came to watch the show. Tulip led the entire hospital to eat melon together, and life was wonderful! ———— On this day, Tulip saw a tall and straight man coming out of the men's department, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, this young man is quite handsome, but it's a pity that he can't be used..." Suddenly, the man stopped and looked back at her meaningfully. Tulip was flustered: "Did he hear what I was thinking? Impossible. " A few months later, the man stopped Tulip in a corner with a wicked smile on his face, slowly approached her and said: "You guessed it right, I can indeed hear your voice. Today I want to let you see if I can use it. " Mission: Believe in science and have good intentions