When Xie Zhaoyun woke up, she found a man lying beside her.
She was so frightened she scrambled away on all fours.
After absorbing the memories, she scrambled back and lay down elegantly.
Her father, waiting to trade her for a bride price; her timid mother; her younger brother, the family’s precious heir; her intellectually disabled and physically handicapped fiancé; endless farm work; and her prospective in-laws, who wouldn’t rest until she gave birth to a son.
Don’t say what she did was immoral. When your life is at stake, morality doesn’t count for much.
But when the man beside her woke up, he would rather take off his military uniform than accept responsibility.
Xie Zhaoyun: ...
She put her eloquence and negotiating skills to use, proposing a marriage of convenience, serving as his capable wife, and staying home to care for his parents. He flatly rejected every suggestion.
With no other choice, Xie Zhaoyun had to find another blind date. After all, her goal was to stay in the city, not to be madly in love with him.
But just as she found someone suitable, he grabbed her and insisted they get married.
Xie Zhaoyun: ...
Hmph. Men.
*
Xie Zhaoyun was a barefoot doctor, and after getting married she decided to return to her old profession.
The first patient came in with a cold, and Xie Zhaoyun diagnosed him with azoospermia.
He was horrified and begged her not to tell anyone.
Xie Zhaoyun readily agreed, then turned to his wife and said, “You’re unlikely to have children with him. Find another husband and you’ll be fine.”
The man who forced his wife to drink medicine: ...
The woman taking medicine because she couldn’t conceive: ...
The second patient came in for treatment for back pain, and Xie Zhaoyun diagnosed him with severe kidney deficiency.
He asked her to keep it confidential. Xie Zhaoyun readily agreed, then turned to his wife and said, “Your husband’s been having sex with you every day, and you’re still too full of fire. Find another man to help cool you down.”
The man fooling around outside: ...
The woman who’d gone back to her parents’ home: ...
The patients yelled, “You have no medical ethics! What happened to protecting patient privacy?”
Xie Zhaoyun: “Did I reveal a single word about your condition?”
The patients: ...
“How is that any different from saying it outright?”
Coming soon: The Metaphysics Master in the 1970s. Please add it to your collection, mwah~~
When Yan Qingyun awakened her memories of her past life, a ghost bride was attached to her body, pinning a man down in a haystack and forcing herself on him.
Yan Qingyun, former metaphysics grandmaster: “!!!”
Her spotless reputation!
After killing the female ghost, she assumed the ghost bride was a one-off. After all, in the 1970s, the law was strict and rules were firm: no evil spirits could emerge. Ghosts and monsters wouldn’t reappear until after reform and opening up, when the law became more accommodating.
But when she took people to catch her older cousin and fiancé in bed, she encountered a werewolf asking for a title while standing upright like a human. When two brothers in the village got into a fight over a woman, she watched from over the wall and was shocked to see the woman’s corpse swell up like an inflated balloon. One night, a mountain ghost invited the whole village to a wedding banquet. A fox woman repaid a kindness by stealing chickens and ducks from the village to give to her benefactor...
Yan Qingyun had no choice but to pick up her old trade and become an occult practitioner again.
At first, the villagers said, “That ill-fated girl sure is bold. Isn’t she afraid someone will report her for feudal superstition?”
Later, the villagers said, “Spirit medium, save us!”
Later still, the villagers built a statue of her and set it beside the mountain god in the mountain god’s temple.
Yan Qingyun: “Oh no. I’ve become a local deity.”
She investigated in a state of anxious dread, afraid someone was sabotaging her cultivation, only to discover that the man she had nearly forced herself on was the mountain god reincarnated, and he had carved her little statue himself.
Yan Qingyun: “Oh.”
If an official deity has granted me a title, then there’s no problem.
She gave the man a good beating.
“You’re supposed to warn me before a surprise like that. Got it?”
The man covered his face. “Got it!”
Ever since Feng Yanzhi came of age, demons and monsters had constantly appeared around him. Yan Qingyun was like a little sun, driving away the spirits that plagued him and putting an end to his life of constant terror.
She was the god in his heart, and he wanted to help her become a goddess.
“So I’m the mountain god reincarnated? Wonderful! I’m the only one in this world who can stand by her forever.”
Theme: Even if life plays tricks on you, keep looking forward.
""Isn't her son still with his father..." This is a big bug for the author~
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