What Should I Do About My Master's Goofiness?

Once upon a time, there was a mountain. On the mountain was a sect, within the sect was a peak, and on that peak lived a peak master.

The peak master's surname was Gu, and his given name was Yue. Master Gu spent every day sleeping.

Gu Yue was a lazy master, but he had his own worries. His favorite things to do were travel, sleep, eat, and tease his disciples. But every time he went down the mountain, he would come back with a child he'd found along the way, much to his disciples' dismay. Thankfully, he hadn't taken in too many, or he wouldn't have been able to manage them all.

After he found his youngest disciple, he couldn't help feeling that the child was a little too fond of meddling, especially in his affairs. The disciple thought things were fine, but felt that his master wasn't quite right in the head. His senior disciples all agreed with that assessment.

At some point, Gu Yue began to feel that his youngest disciple was keeping an increasingly close eye on him.

Because Gu Yue could sense the thoughts stirred by other people's emotions, he and his youngest disciple fell into a cycle of one moving closer while the other dodged, one stopping while the other stepped forward, over and over again...

A gentle, goofy master who loves taking in children x a tsundere, clingy, chatty disciple

Note:

This is a collection of episodic stories, with mild horror elements along the way.

The characters aren't entirely good, but they aren't exactly bad either. They have a few screws loose, and I'm not kidding.

It's about a chuunibyou teen's transformation, and there is more than one such teen.

Not a switch pairing. There are some pseudo-replacement romance elements.

One-on-one romance, happy ending.

Theme: Live in the moment