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The Qingfeng Sect has taken in a new junior sister. Her swordsmanship is terrible, but with a magical brush at her waist, she drives off everyone around her. Then, with the final match happening right at dinnertime, she puts down her weapon in full view of the crowd and starts cooking.
Opponent: ?
Everyone: ?
In her previous life, Su Huaixi developed stomach cancer after keeping irregular hours and skipping meals, suffering terribly. Just before she kicked the bucket, she learned that her birth parents had left her a hundred million in assets.
When she opened her eyes again, she had become a powerful but love-struck supporting female character in a xianxia novel, bound to a Health System.
In the original story, she was the little demoness of Peach Blossom Valley, rejected by the righteous sects. After catching a glimpse of the male lead during the war between immortals and demons, she fell in love with him, dismissed her "beauties," hid her identity, and went alone to the Qingfeng Sect to pursue him.
In the end, the male lead used her to prove his heartless Dao.
Su Huaixi: What a fool. What could possibly matter more than staying alive?
To return to the modern world and inherit billions, Su Huaixi follows the plot seriously and grinds experience.
While others fight tooth and nail over top-grade magical weapons, she chops vegetables. While others curse each other over sect rivalries, she heats oil in a wok. While others are already swinging weapons in her face, she starts eating.
She also takes in a handsome junior brother who is quiet and clearly never gets enough to eat. While grinding Health System experience, she gains a loyal and dependable dining companion.
Until her identity as a demoness is exposed and the famous righteous sects surround her, hunting her down. Her dining companion's hair turns white as snow. He splits a mountain with one sword, stands in front of her, and laughs arrogantly: "Who dares?"
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Su Huaixi watches her well-behaved dining companion transform into a white-haired man wielding the Sword of Passion. He's none other than... the great villain who dies horribly in the book.
Just as Ji Xuanmu is considering whether to tie her up and take her home, Su Huaixi packs her things and sneaks away that very night.
Her life motto: If you want to stay alive, keep your distance from the protagonists.
P.S. Especially the villains.
First draft completed on November 1, 2022.
Please add the following to your reading lists~
----- Upcoming: The Gossip Sect Leader, Breaking News Online -----
Luo Huai has a secret: she transmigrated here, and brought along a useless System. She can see everyone's scandals.
Other people transmigrate with the script in hand and become rich and powerful. She transmigrates as a hapless disciple, forced to endure her master's brutal training, only for her master to dump all his responsibilities on her as soon as he brings her to the sect.
He leaves her with a sect so poor that even a passing mouse would feel compelled to toss them a coin,
a Lin Daiyu-like senior brother betrayed and emotionally abused until he shuts himself away all day,
a second senior sister who was schemed against by her childhood sweetheart fiance and his mistress, driven out of a major sect and left drinking herself senseless,
and a frail third senior brother whose golden core was stolen by a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, leaving him unable to cultivate.
Luo Huai: What a disastrous start.
In response, Luo Huai swiftly establishes the cultivation world's first entertainment news outlet:
"Shocking! The Immortal Venerable, leader of the number one sect, has secretly been married for years?! Rumor has it he's in love with a fox demon from the demon tribe, and they even have a child!!"
"The most popular gentleman among women transforms into a cheeky, gorgeous young immortal and has a secret rendezvous with a man with abs! Could the other man be his sworn enemy?!"
Rival sect: Buy the rights! Buy them all!
In recent years, the cultivation sects of the Six Provinces of Chuanzhe have feared neither demon invasions nor chaos caused by yaoguai. What they fear is the First Entertainment News outlet announcing, "We've got a huge scoop to break next month!"
Everyone rushes over to buy information, terrified that their own scandals will be exposed and ruin their reputations forever.
Sometimes, if they run into each other at the door, they can only spin around and hurry off, pretending they just happened to be passing by.
When people come to buy information, she says, "Your spirit mountain is lovely."
They cry out in anguish: "Take it! Take it all!"
When people come to mock her, she says, "Good disciples, go learn from Uncle Li."
Her thoroughly ransacked rivals cry, "Close the mountain! Close the mountain!"
When people curse her for being shameless and say she's not even human, she goes straight off the rails: "So fierce. Trying to get my attention? Heh, let me see your little secret, handsome."
"???"
Luo Huai races along the road to becoming a deranged gossip reporter, until one day people block her front door, with betrothal gifts stretching from the mountain peak to its foot.
Changsun Rong, a heaven-blessed genius, with the most stunning looks in the Six Provinces and Qingfeng swordsmanship that no one dares challenge, is the only person whose scandals have never been exposed.
The once proud number-one swordsman speaks with deep feeling: "Do you remember someone you once saved?"
Luo Huai rubs her hands excitedly. "You're the person I saved, right?"
Is she finally getting the romance plot unique to transmigrators? The one where the man repays her with his hand in marriage!
"No." The man's gloomy expression softens a little, and he smiles. "I'm the assassin."
Luo Huai: ?
#The Sect Leader Says See You Monday, and Other Sects Fall to Their Knees#
#My Sect Leader, God of Scandals in the Cultivation World#
Theme: Eat on time and live well
If this were the male protagonist, he would be quite unpleasant and self-righteous.
No one said anything, or my network is not good, so it can't be displayed.
The heroine is quite sick. She can't protect herself but needs to save others.
"Okay." "Catch a big bug for the author~ Slender
"It's obviously true" is a big bug for the author~ He obviously is
"Getting immortality" is a big bug for the author~ The Taoist Immortal