On the upcoming story, An Overpowered Expert Just Wants to Ride a Tricycle: If you're interested, you can follow my author page. The blurb is at the bottom~
Story blurb:
As the saying goes, once you enter the Sword Sect, it's like sinking into the sea. From then on, spirit stones are a thing of the past.
After dying of exhaustion from pulling an all-nighter, finance major and overachiever Fu Anhan transmigrates into the body of the good-for-nothing second senior sister of the Mei Qian Sword Sect.
Fu Anhan says: Kids, it's fine if your cultivation doesn't improve. At least let's eat and drink well!
The Mei Qian Sword Sect disciples discover that their good-for-nothing second senior sister has developed a passion for poring over account books. She even hands each of them a hundred-thousand-character book titled Financial Planning Proposal for the Mei Qian Sword Sect, and demands that they memorize the whole thing and recite it from memory.
Fu Anhan knows that the people are a mighty force. Only by getting everyone involved can they realize their dream of building a powerful sect.
"From now on, the Mei Qian Sword Sect won't support idle people. Everyone, line up and tell me what you're good at."
One senior brother: "I don't have any particular hobbies. I'm just good at talking, and I have a sharp tongue."
Fu Anhan tears off a sheet of paper. "Go raise investments and secure sponsorships. Next."
One junior sister: "I'm useless. I waste all my time tinkering with junk instead of doing proper work."
Fu Anhan tears off a sheet of paper. "Go work in tech. Remember to update the cultivation world's System soon. Next."
One junior brother: "I'm short-tempered, and I can't stop myself from hitting people."
Fu Anhan tears off a sheet of paper. "You have that much energy? Go lead the bodyguard squad and hit people to your heart's content. Next."
From then on, the Mei Qian Sword Sect diligently manages its finances and faithfully practices swordsmanship. Its everyday duties include calculating interest and inflation before vigorously chasing down debtors, searching the [Credit Score System] to rent magical treasures, buying accident, commercial, and workers' insurance, and setting up education funds, event funds, and hedge funds...
Strangely, why has everyone's stagnant cultivation suddenly skyrocketed???
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Exclusive cultivation-world breaking news: [Shocking! The world's fortune is attached to spirit stones. Whoever gets the spirit stones gets the world!]
The news sets the entire cultivation world ablaze.
"Whoa, you can level up just by making money? This world is insane!"
"Aaaah, no wonder my cousin's aunt has already become a Nascent Soul expert at the Fuyuan Sect!"
Yet while everyone else scrambles to reach the Fuyuan Sect, home of the original novel's lucky star, to practice alchemy and forge magical artifacts, a shabby, despised sword sect suddenly shoots to the top of the cultivation world's rankings in both wealth and combat strength.
A certain "good-for-nothing" senior sister drifts past, waves her hand, and scatters a mountain of spirit stones. She utters two words:
"We're hiring."
Looking at the "money power" piled up at the entrance to the Sword Sect, the cultivators all say: No one would argue if I said sword cultivators are the greatest in the world, right?
--------------------An Overpowered Expert Just Wants to Ride a Tricycle--------------------
The full-dive game Paradise Project is about to enter open beta across the galaxy.
As the number-one player on the combat rankings during the closed beta, Shi Yu is allowed to choose a legendary piece of equipment as a reward.
She rummages through the whole selection, then her eyes light up when she spots an item in the corner.
[...Player "Always Speechless," do you confirm this exchange?]
"Absolutely."
The light fades, revealing an ordinary tricycle.
[Handy Little Tricycle - Lv. 1 (Upgradeable)
Description: It has everything you could want in an excellent tricycle: carrying people and cargo, getting you around the map, helping you exercise... Make life less boring.]
Shi Yu: Awesome!
As a federal major general who retired due to injury, she has long wanted to find a place where she can enjoy a relaxed retirement and run a small business on the side. This tricycle is her dream ride!
Eagerly hopping onto her beloved little vehicle, Shi Yu begins her life as a happy "casual player":
She upgrades the tricycle's hidden ID and disguises herself as an NPC selling grilled sausages.
She expands its storage capacity and fills it with poultry feed (and the gems she casually swipes).
She grips the handlebars, and when monsters or players with no sense come to steal her vegetables, she runs them right over.
Shi Yu keeps her head down, farming and doing business. Her inventory grows ever fuller, her trade flourishes, and her tricycle is upgraded until it rivals a starship.
One day, taking a break from her busy schedule, she logs into the player forum and discovers that she seems to be the star of a pinned HOT post?!
[HOT! Deep Dive into the Newbie Village's Grilled Sausage Vendor: Her Tricycle Is a Secret Human Shelter]
OP: We were nearly wiped out in the alien beast battle, but the sausage vendor easily fanned away all the high-level monsters with her tricycle's windshield canopy. Her strength is unfathomable!
2L: Ever since we got dragged into this bizarre Paradise world, nothing has been more reassuring than being trapped in a dungeon and hearing a tricycle's puttering sound!
3L: Hey, hasn't this profiteer always been terrifyingly strong? I stole half a jin of feed from her before and she hunted me all night. If I hadn't held out until it was time to feed the chickens, I'd be dead!
OP: Important intel! Tests show that many alien beasts instinctively fear tricycles. We suspect this is humanity's last safe zone in the Paradise world!
998L: Holy crap, the light of humanity, the one and only savior!
999L: Everyone, hurry over to join the boss! Wait, no, buy her grilled sausages and get her buffs Aaaah!
A bizarre world invasion, a hidden shelter, the one and only savior...
Shi Yu slowly sits up straighter, watching the players gazing hopefully at the tricycle. She picks up her max-level meat cleaver.
All she wanted was to be a casual player, but this "game" doesn't seem to have an exit button?
Well, what's done is done. Time to set up shop :)
Theme: Work hard and earn a living for your family
This conspiracy is grand in scale and has a long history. The so-called lucky star of the group as the protagonist of the original article is actually a theft, fraud and murderer.
I can't find the leave request slip. I'll be back on 2.9Th! I wish you all a happy New Year, may you all have good fortune and good luck (pen refill)! I also wish me good luck every day and never get stuck hahahaha
It made me laugh so much, unexpected cp appeared
Yan Baoer finally appeared... Why is she gone again... (Crying)
I have a feeling that it should be over soon. The way you write inexplicably reminds me of an author. Your writing is very beautiful, but why does the plot move so fast when the climax of the story is approaching????
Hahahahahaha, the light in my eyes is gone. Fox, what are you thinking about?!
Hahahahaha, coquettish mask. Qingzhu's comments are so cute! Also, the setting of "Eldest Brother" is very "Fuyuan Sect". When you get close, your training will speed up, and the top wood skills...
This preview is so interesting. When will I write it?
Ah ah ah ah ah ah why is he the senior brother?
Congratulations on the completion!!! Goodbye next book [Bi Xin] 🌈 🌈