[Pokemon] I Really Want to Give Up and Be a Total Slacker

"No battling."

"No Gym League."

"No catching Pokemon."

Riolu listened quietly, then folded back the three fingers Xiao Ting had held up.

Pokemon in Sinnoh really were good at playing the victim. They were so unreasonable.

Fine, then.

Xiao Ting rolled her eyes in exasperation, dodging Riolu's pitiful puppy-dog eyes.

Honestly, she had only come to Sinnoh for a trip, to see where her dad had worked before he died.

Then she planned to find a nice south-facing place and quietly kick the bucket.

So where had you evil organizations crawled out from? Some filthy ditch?

I don't care if you're Team Galactic, Team Meteor, or whatever team you call yourselves.

If you're up to no good, I'll smash you all to bits!

Take this, Dragon-Subduing Tiger-Felling Fist, Flowing Water Shattering Rock Strike!

Wing Chun? What do you mean, those aren't Wing Chun moves?

"You should know that every martial arts master has their strengths and weaknesses. Your Master Ting here just happens to know a little bit of everything."

Gu Chen Ting grinned knowingly and raised a fist as big as a sandbag.

These days, you can't even slack off in peace.

Unconventional content warning:

Whether they're people or Pokemon, you'll find plenty of ships here that may or may not be what they seem! Oh↓

But the author says the romance only follows the puppy! Yeeee↑

You'll find some bleak, dark stories with characters who don't think things through! Oh↓

But the ending will only be a happy one. Yeeee↑

(I'll add more if I think of anything else.)

Later on, I got stuck and started disappearing. ()

Theme: Every meeting is a reunion, for you, thousands upon thousands of times