[Western Crossover] A Love Advice Streamer Wakes Up Hopeless Romantics Live

Flora Lynette works at the front desk of Stark Industries by day. At night, she's a relationship-analysis streamer who patiently urges love-addled viewers to wake up. It's nothing special. She's just seen so many cases over the years working for her current boss that she hopes to save everyone she can. [Viewer No. 1]: So, I have a fiance back in my hometown. He was a little gloomy when he was young, but he was still a pretty decent guy. Later, he went away to study for a few years and came back. We were supposed to get married at the end of the year, but whenever I bring it up, he changes the subject, so the wedding keeps getting pushed back. Recently, I also noticed he's been contacting pretty women in town a lot. According to his family's butler, he often stays out all night, too... Flora: No. You need to break up. [Viewer No. 2]: We've been dating for six months, but my boyfriend still won't make our relationship public. He says he doesn't want his adoptive father to find out. Every one of his relationships has ended because of his adoptive father, almost like it's a curse. He says he's afraid I'll leave him for the same reason, and that he wants to cherish our relationship. I was kind of convinced... Flora: Is he really trying to cherish this relationship? He's just laying the groundwork for a breakup. I can already predict exactly how he'll stage the breakup later. Don't let him fool you, girl! [Viewer No. 3]: My boyfriend is a thief with a criminal record and a bad temper. He gets angry easily, but he says he'll make me happy. Flora: ? #Girl, don't make me give up on helping people and start laughing at their misery instead# The face in the mirror was visibly growing haggard. The more she read the women's submissions, the more dispirited Flora felt. She decided to change things up and answer men's questions tonight. ID: Dark Knight: My fiancee called off our engagement in the middle of the night and went around town telling everyone she dumped me. Since then, every woman I've gotten close to has turned me down almost immediately. Some even took my money and never showed up again. What did I do wrong... ID: Dark Little Bird: Four girlfriends, four breakups, four slaps in a row. My fifth one just broke up with me over the phone, too. I don't even dare go see her. My left cheek is swollen like a pig's head now. Why????? ID: I Am Mortal Enemies with Fish Eaters: It's nothing much. I was already feeling like a complete loser, and then my girlfriend ran off with an even bigger loser. [Oh no, this is bad. The streamer has something to take care of and is ending the broadcast early.] 1. Lighthearted fun, with everyone getting picked on. Everyone has a bright future. 2. A handy collection of 108 tips for spotting manipulative jerks (not really). Theme: Foster healthy, positive attitudes toward love. Be independent and strong, and learn to cherish yourself before loving someone else.