Learning to Talk Like Mom

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Starting today, you must listen to Mom.

Practice your native-language skills and improve your command of your mother tongue. Take turns reciting the wisdom of the various schools of thought, learn the true spirit of the Records of the Grand Historian, and inherit the legacy of the strategists. Like Ban Gu, who wrote the Book of Han and was "able to write and recite poetry and fu," no one will secretly alter the national history. Gain the wealth of Master Five Willows, and your parents will never suffer poverty. The finest works of the Han Music Bureau and the folk songs of the Northern and Southern Dynasties can be published as works of the Four Eminences of the Early Tang. With the peerless song of Zhang Ruoxu's A Moonlit Night on the Spring River, protect children's peace of mind and help children aged four to six sleep soundly. Fables have the power of psychological suggestion. Thank you for supporting its publication and release!

Core message: Build your confidence. You're the very best little darling!