Going Viral on a Dating Show with a Little One

Ongoing: My Bking Top-Tier Star Brother and I Go Viral on a Variety Show. Please follow the column!

Coming soon: Fluffy Friends Tell Me Not to Act Recklessly and The Real Heiress Takes It Easy and Enjoys the Gossip. Please add them to your collections, QAQ. Blurbs are at the very bottom~

Shi Zhao transmigrated into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder female character in a romance-reality-show novel. She went on the show with three exes, clung desperately to them on camera, and was hated by the entire internet until she quit the entertainment industry.

All Shi Zhao wanted was to stay alive, so she planned to lie flat and have nothing to do with any of her exes.

But an unexpected thing happened before filming began.

A little child suddenly appeared out of nowhere in front of her and called her Mommy in a babyish voice.

Shi Zhao: I have no money or influence. I can't afford to raise you!

Child: Mommy, let's go on the dating show and find me a daddy.

On the first day of the show, when Shi Zhao appeared in the livestream with the child, everyone was stunned. The hashtag #ShiZhao'sDaughter shot straight to the top of the trending list.

Child: My name is Shi Xiaoshi. I'm five years old, and I'm going to find Mommy the best boyfriend in the whole world!

Shi Zhao: Do your best, kiddo! Mommy's happiness is in your hands! (Except for those three men.)

Netizens: Is this a joke?! If even one of these guys likes Shi Zhao, I'll wash my hair while standing on my head!

Looking at the four handsome men with such different personalities, Shi Xiaoshi, who loved good-looking people, was torn. Which one would make the best daddy?

Or would her biological father be better?

When it came time to choose dance partners, Shi Zhao became the most sought-after partner.

Famous director: Zhaozhao, choose me as your partner.

Best Actor: Choose me.

Top-tier star: Sis, pick me!

Qin Shixiu: Zhaozhao, will you dance with me?

Netizens: Wait, can the four of you not see the other female guests?

During the cooking competition, Shi Xiaoshi volunteered to help pick vegetables. Sitting on a little stool, she secretly watched the four male guests. The Best Actor was completely at ease, the top-tier star was tossing food in the wok, the famous director could cook Western food, but where was Daddy?

In the end, Shi Xiaoshi found Daddy beside Shi Zhao.

The tall man crouched at Shi Zhao's feet, holding up a finger and looking pitiful as he said, "Zhaozhao, I cut my finger. It hurts so much. Will you kiss it better?"

Shi Xiaoshi: When did you start flirting with my mom?

Netizens: Didn't you say you couldn't cook and only knew how to order takeout?

In an interview near the end of the show,

Staff member: Do you think you'll have any special relationship in the future?

Famous director: We used to.

Best Actor: If Zhaozhao gives me a chance, I'd like to get back together.

Top-tier star: Sis, I was wrong. Let's make up.

The trending topics exploded that day.

#ShiZhao'sThreeExes#

#GoingOnAShowWithYourExes#

#DatingShowLoveTriangle#

Netizens: !!! So, do the three of you know about each other?

For two years, Qin Shixiu had been dreaming about a woman. He remembered only that he loved her very, very much. The scenes in his dreams were so real that he could hardly tell them apart from reality.

Then one day, he stopped dreaming of her. The woman in his dreams had disappeared.

The day before he was about to lose his mind, he saw her. Her familiar features were exactly as he remembered from his dreams.

Only, she had a daughter now. But that was fine. He could take the daughter along with her.

[Reading Guide]

1. The child is the male and female leads' daughter.

2. The exes belong to the original character and have nothing to do with Shi Zhao.

3. This is a writing-practice novel. If it's not your thing, just click away. Thanks!

Coming Soon 1: Fluffy Friends Tell Me Not to Act Recklessly

Xi Zui is a cat demon who has only recently taken human form, and the only demon in the world to have successfully done so.

Freshly transformed and penniless, Xi Zui has only two bags of dried fish she took from her former owner's home.

To earn next month's rent, Xi Zui suddenly remembers she can understand animals, so she starts livestreaming in the pet section.

On her first stream, the viewer count bounces between zero, one, and two, until a viewer tries to connect and ask for help

Viewer 1: My dog has been barking nonstop at night lately. This has never happened before. Why?

A poodle elegantly rolls its eyes at the screen.

Xi Zui: You know he's male, right? I'd suggest getting him neutered as soon as possible, dear~

Viewer 2: My cat won't eat cat food and even wants to sit at the table and eat with me. Is it trying to rebel?

On screen, a Ragdoll cat sits in a chair while its owner stands nearby holding a plate of dried fish.

Xi Zui: Dear, I'd suggest giving it a good beating, then getting a hamster instead~

Viewer 3: My rabbit has been losing fur lately. It's almost bald. I asked it, but it won't tell me what's wrong. What should I do?

The rabbit on screen is completely bald on top, looking utterly resigned.

Xi Zui: Dear, you shaved it in your sleep. Why not shave it all off? It doesn't look very good now~

The viewers in the livestream laughed as Xi Zui rambled on, treating it all as entertainment.

Meanwhile, on a certain online forum:

Poodle: Is that cat nuts?! I only rolled my eyes once! Aah, I'm so mad!

Ragdoll: Hah! Why is it okay for the human to be a person, but not me? That hamster chases me around every day!

Rabbit: I went from bald on top to completely bald!!! My dad listened to that cat and shaved off all my fur!!!

Xi Zui: Heh, what can I say? I managed to take human form^-^

The viewers who had once asked Xi Zui for help came forward in person to confirm she had been right.

A top-tier boy-band vocalist: "I just found out my dog is male. He's much quieter during the day now, too! Thank you so much!"

A grand-slam Best Actor: "I'm sending Xi Zui a banner!!! Ever since I got a hamster, my cat has been pouring its own cat food into its bowl."

A rich heir from a powerful family: "After I shaved all my rabbit's fur, I found out it had a skin disease. It's all better now!"

Xi Zui: No need to thank me so much. It was nothing~

Later, whenever the pets saw Xi Zui's livestream, they would start shrieking and jumping around on reflex. Some even pretended to be dead.

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During one livestream, a certain CEO hugged Xi Zui from behind. His plaintive voice was heard by tens of millions of fans in the livestream.

"Zuizui, my parrot keeps saying it misses you. I miss you, too. When are you coming home?"

"R-Right now."

In the middle of the night, Xi Zui sat bolt upright in bed. "Wait, is he sick? He's wearing catnip-scented cologne again!"

Coming Soon 2: The Real Heiress Takes It Easy and Enjoys the Gossip

The night before Qin Shuyao was brought back to the Qin family, she dreamed that she was the real heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress. After being brought home, she didn't receive the affection she deserved. Instead, she was kicked out.

She found the story's brainless plot unbelievable, when suddenly a ding rang out:

"Hello, Host. I'm Gossip System 001. Starting today, I'll provide you with plenty of gossip. Please enjoy it promptly!"

But the System had a bug, and people around Qin Shuyao could hear her thoughts.

At a banquet,

One of the fake heiress's rich suitors came up to Qin Shuyao to pick a fight.

"Stay away from her! How can trash like you be her sister?"

[Wow, the nerve! He's just one of the fish in her little sister's pond, and not even a big one.]

[Her little sister has a whole pond full of fish! There seem to be five or six here!]

Rich heir: ???

The fake heiress, who had just arrived: Big brother, you have to believe me!

Another man, looking displeased: Who are you calling big brother?

Qin Shuyao: Oh wow! The heartthrob's love-triangle drama is blowing up in his face! I love it!

On set, Qin Shuyao watched a screenwriter approach and gossiped with 001.

[He's slept with more celebrities than my grandpa has eaten bowls of salt! So gross!]

[Huh? Is that so? So he's no good in bed! I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions (sorry).]

The screenwriter, who had come to cut Qin Shuyao's scenes: ...

He added all of the fake heiress's scenes to Qin Shuyao's part overnight.

Later, everyone connected to the fake heiress came to curry favor with Qin Shuyao.

Qin mother: Yaoyao, I bought you the latest-season clothes and bags.

Brother: Sign here. These are the company's shares.

Suitor: Can I join your sister's pond?

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At a certain banquet, Luo Xiaoye sat alone in a corner with a cold expression, and no one dared approach. Yet he couldn't escape the voice in his ear.

[Handsome guy, come cuddle! Handsome guy, marry me! Handsome guy...]

[Really? That man actually has enough kids to make up a whole soccer team!]

Luo Xiaoye woke up in the middle of the night: Wait, why did the compliments stop? And who is that man?

Theme: Everyone has something that makes them shine.