My Husband Says He's Pregnant

On the night after the college entrance exams, Zhou Suiyu gained a memory.

In it, he would soon become a gold digger, and a particularly awful one at that. He would swindle all of a man named Jun Qizhou's money and toy with his feelings.

He spent money extravagantly, and once he had drained Jun Qizhou's funds, he coldly dumped him.

After Jun Qizhou made a fortune starting a business, the two got back together. Zhou Suiyu spent Jun Qizhou's money and kept him dangling without ever promising to date him.

When Jun Qizhou's company was sabotaged by a rival and plunged into a financial crisis, Zhou Suiyu, the gold digger, left him without hesitation.

He was utterly heartless.

That memory told him that Jun Qizhou, unable to bear Zhou Suiyu's cold treatment, had lost focus while driving and gotten into an accident. Now he had been reborn.

In this new life, Jun Qizhou wouldn't be a simp anymore. He would make Zhou Suiyu experience all the pain he'd suffered.

Zhou Suiyu, a straight guy who had just finished the college entrance exams and never dated anyone: …

Zhou Suiyu decided to go back to sleep. The stress of the exams had clearly broken his brain.

After spending his whole life as Zhou Suiyu's simp, in the last second before Jun Qizhou died, he was still wondering if Zhou Suiyu would miss having him wash his underwear.

He opened his eyes and found himself back at nineteen.

This time, he became cold and aloof. When he thought of Zhou Suiyu, he wouldn't be like the dog who'd wagged his tail and begged for scraps in his last life.

He would make Zhou Suiyu experience every last bit of the pain he'd suffered. First, he'd get close to him and care for him, then cruelly abandon him once Zhou Suiyu fell in love.

It would be hard to make someone like Zhou Suiyu fall for him. He'd have to take it slowly, infiltrate every part of his life, until Zhou Suiyu couldn't live without him.

Jun Qizhou frowned and thought. Had he done a bad job washing the underwear last night? Why was Zhou Suiyu giving him the cold shoulder again?

Jun Qizhou got pregnant. It was his child. When Zhou Suiyu first heard the news, he was completely stunned.

How could a man get pregnant?

Jun Qizhou insisted Zhou Suiyu take responsibility, saying the baby in his belly was restless and needed kisses and cuddles every day to feel better. In a daze, Zhou Suiyu did as he was told.

As the pregnancy advanced, he also had to take care of Jun Qizhou's other physical needs.

After the baby was born, Jun Qizhou used their blood ties to bind Zhou Suiyu to him, then smiled and said, "Boys always take after someone else. Let him go spend some time with other people."

Zhou Suiyu: …

[Content warning: The top gives birth, and it's unclear whether he will retaliate. The top uses the child to secure his position. He's essentially a simp top, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing.]

P.S. The cover illustration was drawn by this humble author. The layout was inspired by the old Chinese medicine practitioners' favorite phrase, "The old doctor recommends it" 030

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