Blurb:
I transmigrate into Journey to the West as Red Boy. My parents are busy fighting over a mistress, and I can't talk Bull Red Red out of it, so I strike out on my own and set up shop at Fire Cloud Cave. Out of sight, out of mind.
Bull Red Red is ruling Fire Cloud Cave with an iron hoof when she discovers that the grand journey to the West is about to begin.
Bull Red Red has no interest in becoming the Good Fortune Boy. Just as she's getting ready to contact all kinds of monsters and make some trouble, she realizes something is off. The monsters along the Journey to the West are acting really strange!
The Six-Eared Macaque takes a job at Flower-Fruit Mountain and turns into Sun Wukong's die-hard fan. Lady White Bone loves farming, and ordinary people across the land live in peace under her protection. Kui Mulang flirts with beauties all over the place, a mysterious playboy who appears and disappears without a trace. All the monsters who love eating people insist they're vegetarians, and then there's her, a Red Boy who's nothing like the real thing.
Bull Red Red's brow twitches. This is bad. The Buddhist sect will never let them off easily!
Three months later, the Monster Alliance of the Eighty-One Tribulations is officially founded at Fire Cloud Cave.
Bull Red Red: What's our slogan?
The laid-back monsters on the Journey to the West: Show up, but don't do any work.
Bull Red Red: What's our goal?
The monsters on the Journey to the West, fired up and shouting: Demand that the Western Spirit Realm pay our social insurance and reimburse us for work-related injuries!
P.S. This blurb was written on August 29, 2022. A hastily written teaser.
Theme: Never give up hope, no matter what
