Shen Ning is 180 centimeters tall, which makes him a strapping guy by modern standards.
He wakes up one day to find himself in the interstellar era.
He hugs himself, trembling, thinking he's going to be captured and dissected.
But then...
Interstellar people: "An ancient human! A living ancient human! Ahhh!"
"The little darling is so tiny and cute! Can we keep him on screen a little longer? I can't get enough, sob!"
The moment the only ancient human in the universe is announced to have awakened, the StarNet explodes and the whole universe goes wild.
Looking at the interstellar people, whose average height is over two meters, Shen Ning falls silent.
When he first wakes up, Shen Ning thinks he'll be eaten by terrifying aliens. As soon as he leaves his room, he bumps into a woman with three breasts and immediately drops to his knees, begging for mercy:
"Please don't eat me, sob! I'm not tasty, boohoo!"
Interstellar people: "Oh! Is the ancient human sick? We have to protect him! Don't be scared. Let big sis give you a kiss first."
"Help! Aaaah!"
Before Luo Yu meets Shen Ning:
"An ancient human?" The young ruler gives a cold glance. "Just a specimen that should have died. He's caused so much trouble; he might as well be a specimen."
After meeting Shen Ning:
The monarch, whose StarNet account hasn't been updated in ten thousand years, suddenly posts:
The little darling barely eats. How do I coax him into eating?
Citizens across the stars speculate that some audacious hacker must have stolen the monarch's account. They must be tired of living.
Everyone waits for the empire to bring the hacker to justice.
Then all they get is one post after another showing off the little darling.
The little darling called me by name today.
The little darling kissed me first today!
Citizens across the stars are curious: Who is this little darling who managed to win over their monarch?
Finally, under pressure, the authorities are forced to announce that the ancient human has been living in the imperial palace all along.
Everyone is stunned.
Hasn't the monarch always been eccentric and disliked ancient humans?
So the person posting about the little darling over and over can't possibly be their cold-blooded, heartless monarch.
The account really was hacked.
A 180-centimeter "shortie," doted on by everyone and convinced he'll be dissected, bottom × god of war monarch, cold on the outside but devoted like a loyal dog, repeatedly proven wrong and won over, top
The bottom is somewhat of a heartthrob and genuinely adored by everyone.
The top repeatedly gets proven wrong and falls hard.
A slightly mischievous, 180-centimeter, super-indulgent, universally adored shortie bottom × god of war monarch of unknown height, top
Upcoming novel
After Losing His Memory, the Pitiful Cutie Becomes a Spoiled Brat
Blurb:
Shen Yuan's mission is to play a pitiful bottom in a heartbreaking romance: bullied by classmates, friends, bad people, and coworkers, as well as by a domineering CEO.
The character he's supposed to play is a stubborn, proud little white lotus who is about to enter a tragic romance with a domineering CEO as a canary who would rather die than submit.
But he gets into a car accident and loses his memory on his way to meet the CEO.
When he wakes up, he asks in confusion, "Hello. Who are you? Who am I?"
The man looks at him meaningfully and says, "I'm your husband."
"..." Shen Yuan says, "Since you're my husband, why haven't you fed me yet?"
"?" The domineering CEO.
"I would never date a man who can't cook. Are you lying to me?" Shen Yuan says petulantly, cheeks puffed out.
From that day on, the domineering CEO starts learning all kinds of new skills.
Shen Yuan has changed.
He's no longer silent or insecure.
He's even become bossy, going from a pitiful little thing to someone who bullies others.
And the moment anything happens, he calls his "husband" to complain.
The people who used to bully him have all changed their ways, each one eagerly trying to soothe him and win his favor.
Then, one day, he suddenly remembers that his mission is to follow the tragic romance plot.
He turns to look at all the people fussing over him and the domineering CEO flipping food in the kitchen, and swallows nervously.
Is it too late to fix things?
When everyone realizes the spoiled little darling has regained his memory and become quiet, they are filled with regret and heartache.
"Yuan-yuan, we were wrong." They try to win him back, heartsick.
Shen Yuan cries: No, I'm the one who was wrong. How did the plot get so derailed?!
The world's most beautiful, spoiled little darling and heartthrob bottom × domineering CEO top
Theme: Don't be afraid when entering a new environment. Be brave enough to accept and face it.
I didn't remember to ask for leave, right?
Ah, ah, ah, all the points have been returned. Even if you want to give up, please tell me. I'm still waiting.
When will you come back? QwQ
None of the three books has been finished.
It's been a year, my dear, even if you don't have it, you still have to have some confidence, right?
It's been a month, I hope it will appear tomorrow (although the possibility is very small...)
It's been a month and there's still no update? Isn't it okay to update monthly?
Not updated yet? I really can't wait any longer
Damn, it's been seven days. You're too lazy to be procrastinating like this, right?
The days of waiting for the update are really hard. If there is no update, I will start school again, woo woo woo