I'm Dazai, and Today I'm Becoming a Great Detective

From some resentment lingering in the depths of fate, a game called I'm Going to Be a Great Detective Today, Dazai! was born into the world...

Dazai Osamu: ...Are you serious?

One day, when no one was paying attention, an eight-year-old was spirited away by a game System to a world teeming with detectives. His mission here was to solve cases, find the culprit, and unlock hidden bonus content.

Dazai Osamu: Your game is way too limited. Don't you have daily quests? Bosses? An arena? World rankings?

System: ...Did he just insult me? That's a personal attack on the whole System!

Dazai: I'm just asking a normal question as a player.

System: ...

Dazai: Besides, you know I could sue you for using your game's name, right?

In short, it's the chaotic daily life of a real little Dazai in the Detective Conan world, and the coming-of-age story of another unbeatable elementary schooler (probably).

Conan: Once again, wondering whether Dazai has figured out his secret identity.

A certain Akai: Are elementary schoolers in Japan just way too unbeatable?

A certain Gin: Hmph. I'll remember your name.

The people caught up in the chaos: Don't come any closer!!

Before You Read:

1. No outline; I started writing on a whim.

2. I originally meant to write everyday life, (but Dazai has a knack for turning any ordinary day into an extraordinary one). Yeah.

3. The timeline runs alongside the original Detective Conan story.

4. Little Dazai is the best in the world!

Theme: The whole world is showering you with love