After the Heaven Realm Became Static, I Was Locked up with My Mortal Enemy.

This article is also called "Anecdotes of Heaven's Anti-epidemic in the 21st Century" Feng Xu×Shao Ran Beautiful, annoying, sick and beautiful × serious, gloomy and irritable attack *** One day, Tianjun Zhengxuan and his close ministers discussed court affairs. Clinker urgently notified Xian Junyang who had returned from studying in the West. The whole world was immediately under static management and traffic control. Heaven is sealed Tianjun: "Let me out, I am Tianjun!" Tianjie Epidemic Prevention and Control Office: "You are my father and you have to stay here." Here comes the problem. Heaven is an office. Everything else is easy to say, but there is no food. Dragon God Shao Ran suggested: "Eat Tianjun, he is the youngest and his meat is tender." The junior official was puzzled: "Aren't all the adults fasting?" Chiyang Shenfeng said: "Baby, what we are doing is not called fasting, this is called hunger strike." And the bigger problem besides eating and drinking is—— Dragon God Shao Ran and Chiyang Shen Fengxu, a pair of mortal enemies known to everyone in the heaven, once fought for 300 rounds and turned the dragon pillars of heaven into dust because of who wanted to stand closest to the Heavenly Lord. This time, these two gods were locked together, and it was very lively. The first day of being locked up together The ministers plundered the vegetables stored by Tianjun in the heaven. But only Shao Ran can cook Feng Xu: I won't eat the food cooked by the Dragon God even if I starve to death! Shao Ran: You look down on my cooking? Then they started fighting The second day after being locked up together The Office of Epidemic Prevention announced that the static date has been extended, and online grocery shopping is open, with a daily limit of 200 servings. Feng Xu and Shao Ran set an example and grabbed the food themselves It was online for even a second and no one grabbed it. Feng Xu: You trash Shao Ran: Thank you, you too Then they started fighting The third day of being locked up together Feng Xu vomited blood Shao Ran: Oh, look, it's really trash Then they started fighting again The Nth day of being locked up together Shao Ran's tail was wrapped around Feng Xu's waist: Don't move, let me kiss you, just one kiss Feng Xu: Just kiss me. Why are you biting my mouth? Shao Ran: ... The dragon's tooth cannot be taken back. Tianjun happened to pass by and was greatly moved: "My two beloved ladies finally stopped tearing apart their homes and started fighting with their mouths. Wenya, Wenya!" *Everyone is responsible for epidemic prevention and control. Everything in this article is fictitious. Please do not refer to it. *The neurological product of being locked up for too long during the epidemic Purpose: During the fight against the epidemic, be optimistic, positive and hopeful