I Married an Honest Man in a Flash to Escape the Nonhuman Boss

Yan Jin, an honored employee of the quick transmigration bureau, retired in glory after defeating countless BOSSes.

The bureau approved his choice of a world to spend his retirement in and granted him one wish.

Yan Jin replied without expression, "I don't really have a wish. I just want to get married right away."

He already knew exactly what kind of person he wanted to marry: an honest man, a virgin, over 180 centimeters tall, with a nine-to-five job, a simple social life, and a pet. As for looks, decent would be good enough.

The quick transmigration bureau soon sent him a profile.

Yuan Ruan, 188 centimeters tall, 26 years old, a corporate wage slave, annual income of 100,000, never dated. Pure as they come.

After several matchmaking dates, Yan Jin was very satisfied with this one. The only problem was that the man was a little too handsome.

He promptly married him, and nothing strange happened at the wedding.

Yan Jin breathed a sigh of relief.

No one knew that, in countless dark dungeons, there had once been an ultimate BOSS who had imprisoned him.

Clingy and obsessive, the BOSS had tormented him over and over until day and night blurred together.

In the end, Yan Jin had only escaped by using his own body.

After they married, however, Yan Jin gradually began to notice something was wrong.

His honest husband liked to smell his clothes;

would follow him, almost imperceptibly;

the threatening gifts sent by his haters would turn up in their rooms by themselves, accompanied by a swarm of spiders;

and one moment he'd just finished a video call, only to see his husband appear in the city where he was traveling on business the next.

…

Then one night, Yan Jin woke with a start,

and found his honest husband sticking out two tongues to lick his face and chest…

-

So his secret identity had finally been exposed.

Yan Jin angrily kicked him out of the room, switched worlds on his own, and asked the quick transmigration bureau to hide his whereabouts.

But the alarm blared incessantly:

"Warning, warning! Multiple worlds are beginning to collapse. The ultimate BOSS's power is fully awakening! The entire world is under a destructive assault!"

"The BOSS has sent us a coded message. Translation complete."

Yan Jin braced himself and asked, "What did it say?"

"It issued us a final warning, demanding that we return its wife."

"It says that every person you've been matched with before was it, and the person you're about to meet next will be it too."

"It also says it's carrying your egg. Please don't be a scumbag who abandons an honest man and a poor little child…"

Reader's guide:

1. This story is also known as The Honest Man Can Go to Hell and Look at You, Thinking You're So Clever.

2. 1v1, both virgins, older top and younger bottom. Every time the protagonist goes on a matchmaking date, he honestly tells the other person that he's not a virgin and has had previous experience (with the BOSS).

3. There are a few infinite-world elements. Strange phenomena may appear in the world where the protagonist lives.

4. More to come.

Theme: Find true love through your own abilities.