A little teaser for a future story: [Anime Crossover] After Genderbending, Miss Gojo Is in a Love Rivalry Every Day (blurb at the very end); Second teaser: [Detective Conan] Kudo's Little Sister Is Charming and Dangerous
Blurb: (Lighthearted comedy version)
After having too much fun, Tomie got herself killed. Then she was reborn, only to wake up and discover she'd become a different species. No matter, Tomie didn't care. All she wanted was to eat, even if her new body had some very strange tastes...
But this new world wasn't friendly. Some fragrant, white-haired lunatic of a cat kept leaping out and interrupting her meals.
On the first day after her reincarnation, Tomie got hungry and went out foraging. A nasty white cat took her out. She came back to life and chose to go somewhere else, only to get taken out again. After the white cat killed her N times, she successfully developed white-haired-cat PTSD. Now she always checks carefully for that sugar-loving white cat before eating!
One day, a certain volcano head was wreaking havoc and feeling rather pleased with itself when it suddenly felt a chill down its back. Turning around, it saw a black-haired high school girl smiling sweetly at it, saying something that sent a shiver through its soul.
"Excuse me, may I eat you, Mr. Delicious Hot Pot? Heh heh heh~"
Volcano Head: You must be dreaming.
Afterward, the subdued volcano head burst into tears. Boss, Mahito, hurry and save me! Boohoohoo, she's so scary.
Tomie was very satisfied with her meal and thoroughly drew everyone's ire. The special-grade curses angrily decided to teach her a lesson, only to have half their bodies eaten away.
"Heh heh heh~ A midnight snack bonanza! My, Jiangjiang sure is lucky today~~"
The half-eaten curses trembled and whimpered. Boohoohoo, where did this freak come from? Someone, come and take her away!
Perhaps the heavens heard their pleas. A white-haired figure appeared in the distance, looked the miserable curses up and down, and even remembered to take pictures.
Jiangjiang: This scene feels so familiar!!! That familiar white-haired crazy cat!!!
"Wow~ What a miserable sight, what an artistic half-body! Is this performance art?"
Seeing Tomie, he even greeted her amiably: "Yo, still alive, huh? You... don't go to Jujutsu High. I really have high hopes for you~"
Jiangjiang was a coward. After getting killed so many times, she turned and ran, only to predictably get beaten up by the Strongest and hauled back to Jujutsu High. Now she was forced to eat until she was stuffed every day. T^T
So Jiangjiang ran away, happily casting her net everywhere and flirting with fish, becoming the hottest new womanizer around: a heartbreaker who took no responsibility... She had to admit, sneaking food tasted great, and young bodies tasted even better. Jiangjiang ate until her mouth was greasy and her little belly was full.
The downside of sneaking too many bites was that the white-haired crazy cat kept an even closer eye on her. Wherever she went fishing, Gojo was sure to be there!
Jiangjiang hated it. T^T
The Strongest: I refuse to believe I still can't win you over! The bright red title on the book in his hand, 36 Ways to Win Back Your Wife, was impossible to miss.
The fish: If you actually succeed, then we don't deserve to be fish in Tomie's pond!
"Little Tomie, here we come~"
Surrounded, Tomie trembled: Jiangjiang's days are numbered, you know. (Crying up a storm T^T)
Foodie Tomie vs. the (crazy?) white cat, the Strongest
Please note:
1. Both the male and female leads are quite moody to an extent (and a little crazy).
2. There will be some OOC. I'll do my best to keep it under control.
3. The timeline is a mess. It won't follow the original plot, and there will be plenty of headcanons, all kinds of death-defying escapes, one-sided crushes, and pseudo love rivalries.
4. This is all about having fun and enjoying the ride. The logic is dead, because my brain can't handle writing anything too complicated. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
5. Enjoy the story, and feel free to discuss and poke fun at it, but please don't attack people or pick fights. Love you all, sending hearts.
Future story blurb: After Genderbending, Miss Gojo Is in a Love Rivalry Every Day
What does it feel like to wake up as a woman? Young Master Gojo says: At first, he was completely bewildered. Once he got used to it, it was thrilling. And once it became routine, it was straight to the crematorium!
I, Gojo Satoru, am a student at Jujutsu High, the Six Eyes prodigy of the Gojo family, a pampered young master, and the dream guy of countless high school girls!
After running my mouth, I woke up as a woman. Not only was I delicate, soft, and easy to push over, I also somehow acquired a weird constitution that attracts perverts?
Including, but not limited to... (some OOC scenes)
A certain suicidal maniac with a dark side: "My beautiful lady, allow me to sincerely invite you to die with me in the beautiful sea off Kanagawa~"
A certain two-fingered grandpa: "Woman, your flesh grows sweeter by the day. You're a fine offering, and I like it."
A certain golden-armored idiot hero king: "Feel honored, mongrel. To serve by my side is the supreme glory of your life. Hahahaha!"
A certain cold-blooded yokai hunter grabs the gorgeous Gojo by the chin and kisses her forcefully: "Thanks for your hospitality. Would you be interested in visiting the Tono family?"
A certain obsessive vampire from the Black Lord clan: "The queen belongs beside the king, a canary kept in a cage."
A certain double agent playing both sides: "I want both you and the Organization!"
A certain overworked liquor-company employee: "Heh, you'll pay for provoking me..."
A certain immortal cursed spirit, Tomie (male): "Satoru~ I gave you this body. You belong to me, my one and only toy. Heh."
A certain possessive, corrupted best friend grabs her waist and pins her against the wall, forehead pressed to hers, and sneers, "Do I have to lock you up before your eyes will be only for me?"
...And many more.
Gorgeous Gojo: ?! Do you all have some kind of serious problem?
Miss Gojo hurriedly packed her things and ran off in the middle of the night. Sitting in a shabby hotel, she stared blankly at her own face. Look closely and you'd see those beautiful Six Eyes, empty and confused.
A pair of pale arms wrapped around her neck. The beautiful boy pressed his face against hers, eyes full of adoration. "It's just the two of us now. Wonderful. You belong to me."
"We're the perfect couple, made for each other. I gave you your body, so you're mine, too."
His hand slipped beneath her clothes, only for Miss Gojo to beat him up, her face red. "You're just after my body! Get lost, you disgusting pervert!"
To be continued...
Theme: Nothing matters more than good food
[Prince of Tennis] Natsume, the Popular Tennis Powerhouse
[Detective Conan] Kudo's Little Sister Is Charming and Dangerous
[Anime Crossover] After Genderbending, Miss Gojo Is in a Daily Love Triangle
After Pulling a Top-Tier Cleaver, I Became a Legend of the Martial World (Transmigration)
My Excessive Beauty Made Me a Tennis Legend
Bai Man was waiting at the platform with her ticket in hand, looking dazed and restless. She hid herself in a corner to avoid being watched, and cold sweat slid down her temples. The next moment she was pulled up by a strong force. The tall and handsome man had a cold face and grabbed her chin viciously: "Why are you running, why!" "Did I not give you enough? I love you so much, why don't you like me?" "Why!" The man's eyes turned red as he spoke, and he held the struggling woman in his arms forcefully, and begged in a low voice: "Please don't push me away, please keep me. I'll give you my heart." Bai Man was silent, and the man buried his head in her neck and choked: "Don't go, don't you like to change your gender? She is too charming in Gojo. I will take you to the Dream Poet's column to see if she is good." "Please, don't leave me alone." "You are my medicine. I can't live without you. I was wrong. I shouldn't have used money to confine you. You are free. The freedom I gave you went too far." The man spoke sincerely. Bai Man, who had been silent all this time, hugged him back with a pale face and whispered softly. "Okay, let's go see [After her gender change, Gojo is so charming.]" "I will never leave you." (Hint: Is it time to collect it?) The man was as happy as a child, holding Bai Man in circles, and the two lived happily ever after. ——The end. [This is the story of a domineering boss's little wife who doesn't want to be humiliated by money and runs away] (Author os: Please feel free to use money to humiliate me boldly! I am willing! Bai Man is so ignorant!) (The Contempt of the Overlord God: Someone, pull this materialistic woman who worships money down, 007 is more in line with her temperament!) (Author: I flipped the table in a rage! Ahhhhhh, I want to shark that bitch man, no one is in this class!)
Adjusting his tie and holding a rose in his hand: The black-haired, squinty-eyed young man pressed against the white-haired, blue-eyed girl's lips, crushing and sucking on them, and holding her in his arms, "Now, you are mine, Satoru~" - Preview: After her sexual transformation, Miss Gojo was at the Shura Field every day Preview 2: [Conan] Sister Kudo is charming and dangerous Cowardly. The charming heroine x is "forced to love" all kinds of hot men~^O^
Hahahahahaha, how can we catch Fujiang so easily? We Fujiang are liked by many people.
Hahahahaha Gojo Satoru is a heartthrob in another sense
Hahahahaha Dazai was suddenly attacked by an unexpected way(?)!!!
Is this the concept of [burning gold paper]?! Hahaha
? Why would Gojo Satoru kick Noctua? After all, he was his teacher, wtw he still respects Noctua very much in his heart.
Haha... Ah... Actually, I think in terms of cp, 5T5 is dispensable. It is true that Tomie fell in love with him at first sight, but in this article, his character is useless, he really only has his face to beat... At present, it seems that K-pop and Yokohama are friends and relatives, are there any handsome guys from other worlds who can join them?
Wow~ Why don't we really throw away Gojo~ No lower limit, no love
Chasing Wife Crematorium... The so-called "what you can't get" is the best, right? However, with Fujiang's configuration, other than the uncle, are there no other handsome guys stumbling in the way? This is a comprehensive comic~~~Sahuasahua