[Juan'er's new article "The Little Mermaid Has No Bad Thoughts (Cute Pet)" is being serialized, please collect it *^_^*] [Pre-collection of "Cannon fodder is angry and throws the halo of the Holy Father", the copy is at the end, so cute and cute, please collect it (* ̄m ̄)]
Xin Li is a little sea otter with only the power of purification. He hates the breeding habits of the same race and the system of polygamy, so when he is old enough to find a partner, he secretly goes ashore.
Living in the human world requires money. He didn't want to be a stray otter, let alone be deported by the Demon Slayer Association, so he made money by being cute in a zoo with the help of the association. But the salary was not enough to support him in buying his favorite high-quality fresh sea urchin, so he started a side job——
One is to use the purification ability to help people clean. He was lucky. When he first started taking orders, he met a big customer. The price offered by the other party was ten times the market price, but he had many requirements. He had to disinfect the door, not meet each other, always wear shoe covers and gloves, and not take orders from others... For a small amount of money, Xinli endured it.
In addition, the live broadcast of doll making that Xin Li started by accident gradually became popular. The growing income gave Xin Li the confidence. After finally buying a big house with a swimming pool and eating sea urchin until he got tired of it, Xin Li quit other jobs and concentrated on making dolls.
Not long after, Xin Li received an order to make a sea otter doll. The other party made requests again and again. Not only should the doll be able to swim, but it should also be able to talk. It would be even better if it could carry an adult man on its back.
Xin Li: I'm afraid you're not kidding me.
He felt that the other party was playing a trick on him, so he directly refunded the money to blackmail the other party.
Later, Xin Li attended a banquet invited by the platform and met the president of a global chain food company. The more he looked at him, the more familiar he looked. But before he could remember who the other party was, he was grabbed by the CEO who was rumored to be a severe mysophobia: "Why don't you be a sea otter for me?"
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Chu Jingyu had a severe mysophobia and never allowed anyone to enter his house. However, the house was so big that it was too difficult for him to clean it up by himself, so he gritted his teeth and hired a cleaner.
While looking through the information, he accidentally hired a boy with a sea otter avatar, and then avoided running into him every day as if he was avoiding being chased.
One day, he slipped and fell into the swimming pool. In a hazy state, he saw a furry creature dragging him to the shore. Soon, the boy resigned.
Suspecting that he was dreaming, Chu Jingyu called the surveillance camera and was shocked to find that whenever he was not at home, there was a little sea otter swimming in the swimming pool...
Note: 1. The money-obsessed little sea otter with the power of purification*Severe mysophobia self-guided attack on humans, 1V1, HE;
2. The story about ferret brothers has the same background and world view, and another pair may appear, so they will not dominate the scene;
3. The characters in the text have no prototypes.
2022.11.19
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Pre-collection of "Cannon fodder is angry and breaks the halo of the Holy Father"
Si Shi lived for twenty years before he realized that he was just cannon fodder in a book and had the aura of a holy father:
He was trafficked at birth. His adoptive parents used him as a free nanny to take care of his younger brother. His younger brother used him as a cash machine. He was the target of school violence in school. At work, he was a hard-working errand boy for his colleagues. He had various boyfriends who cheated on him. They either used him as a substitute or used him as a shield...
And he chose to forgive them all.
Si Shi was supposed to complete the life of the Holy Father from beginning to end according to the setting, become the master of the Holy Father's culture, and use the holy light to illuminate all abandonment, betrayal and deception, but he could bear it, but the Lord God couldn't bear it anymore.
Therefore, Si Shi gets a chance to be a new person - as long as he completes the task of being a bad guy according to the system, he can get rid of the setting of the Holy Father and become a real person.
At the beginning:
System: While you were enduring a high fever and making porridge for him, he was intoxicated in the gentle land! Should you?
Si Shi: Give it to him when the porridge is no longer hot.
System:…
System: You kindly sent him downstairs, but he fell down on purpose to frame you! Should you?
Si Shi: Help him up and ask him if it hurts.
System:…
System: He, he, he actually eats the same ice cream as your boyfriend!
Si Shi: Give him mine too.
System: You trash!
Later:
Scumbag 1: You are just a tool for me to frustrate my parents!
Si Shi: Now they are my parents.
Scumbag 1: What? !
Si Shi: You picked it up.
Scumbag 2: I just see another person through you.
Si Shi: Me too.
Scumbag 3: Why did you push him?
Si Shi kicked the scumbag: I not only pushed him, I also kicked you.
Everyone: Why did you two bully him?
Si Shi asked the system: Is this okay?
System: You are okay, but everyone thinks you are a good person.
As the mission progressed, Si Shi gradually mastered the skills of being a "bad guy", but he also discovered that there seemed to be someone always blocking his mission. After constant verification, he finally caught the person who changed his identity to influence him——
Si Shi: Don't follow me. I can do anything. I'm not a good person!
The other party replied: What a coincidence, neither am I.
Intention: Work hard towards the goal~
Reader comments
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There are many deficiencies in this article, thank you for your forgiveness.
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Fortunately, now we no longer use "like a man" to praise a generous and cheerful woman.
Didn't Shen already make it clear before? Inappropriate and wish you happiness [question mark]. Why is still not clear. . . There are a lot of bugs
Shen Zhi: I am probably the first female protagonist to have sex with herself.
After waiting for so long, there have been so many updates, and I am so satisfied with it. I look forward to future updates! [Spread flowers][spread flowers]
Hahahahahaha, there are only zero and countless times of women's clothing, Zhongye·Jiang
There are many deficiencies in this article, thank you for your forgiveness.
What a shallow pit, wow, wow, wow, look forward to it.
Fortunately, now we no longer use "like a man" to praise a generous and cheerful woman.
Didn't Shen already make it clear before? Inappropriate and wish you happiness [question mark]. Why is still not clear. . . There are a lot of bugs