[Greek Mythology, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Saint Seiya] Not a Comedy, but a God of War

NPC: Everyone, sum up your opinion of Ares, the God of War, in one word. Zeus: Deserves a beating. Hera: Brain-dead. Athena: Shota. Aphrodite: A handsome man when he grows up. First Generation Vongola: Muscle-obsessed. Second Generation Vongola: Weapon-obsessed. Shaka: ...He's a pervert, a lunatic, and completely inhuman. No, he doesn't even count as human... NPC: Lord Shaka, you... you've gone off the rails! Someone, take Lord Shaka backstage to rest! Shaka: I'm not finished yet!!!!… (dragged away) NPC (wiping cold sweat): Haha, finally, Lord Hades, please tell us what you think of Ares. Hades: ...He's pretty good. Everyone: Are you sure? Hades: Yes, he's pretty good. ... At Hades' answer, everyone, including the NPC, looked down on him. This story is complete. Do not repost. Original fiction in progress: A Demon King Who Won't Work Hard at Writing Isn't a Good One Other completed fanfics by Shishu: Reborn: The Male God Forces Me to Train Your Highness, Pick Up Your Dignity! Reborn: Stealing Your Sister! (Lu Xiaofeng) The Most