Updates may be irregular for now, but I will definitely finish it.
Coming soon: "Little Bai Ze Goes Viral on a Travel Variety Show." Please add it to your reading list!
Chu Xiao, a metaphysical prodigy, was framed by her fellow disciples and died young.
When she awoke, she had become the white-moonlight female supporting character in an old-school angst novel. The plot had reached the part where the heroine, a stand-in, ran away while pregnant, the male lead came to his senses and broke off his engagement to Chu Xiao, and the wealthy family kicked her out.
To escape the melodramatic plot, Chu Xiao decided to become independent as soon as possible.
As luck would have it, the spiritual medium variety show Medium was offering a million yuan to recruit people with special skills.
Chu Xiao: "A medium? Isn't that what I do best?"
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After it was announced that Chu Xiao would be joining the show, netizens had plenty to say:
[Can just anyone come on here to chase clout now?]
[She's joining a spiritual medium show? If she doesn't cry in fright, I'll change my surname to the director's!]
No one expected this delicate heiress, as fragile as a climbing vine, to be a master of fortune-telling, astrology, the Five Elements and Eight Trigrams, the I Ching, and Liu Ren divination.
A famous rich heir took her advice, and his nearly bankrupt company came back from the dead.
A popular top-tier star asked her for a talisman, and all the bad luck that had nearly cost him his life disappeared.
Even her former fiance, who had broken off their engagement for the sake of true love, came back in tears asking her to take him back, hoping she would check the feng shui of his home.
Chu Xiao: "Sorry, I don't know you. Don't drag me into this."
One of her talismans was bid up to a sky-high price on a secondhand shopping site. When a renowned metaphysical master was invited to authenticate it, he was so moved that he exclaimed:
"Who is this senior? I can't hold a candle to you!"
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Chu Xiao became an online sensation through the spiritual medium show, and then a ridiculously handsome man came looking for her.
"I hear you're a master of divination, Sister," he said, his beautiful, flirtatious eyes blinking. "Why not tell our fortunes and see what fate has in store for us?"
"Your fox tail is showing." Chu Xiao grabbed him by the scruff of the neck. A snowy-white fox looked at her innocently, its front paws resting on her shoulders.
"Don't throw me away. I'm super easy to take care of."
Reader's Guide:
1. Important: Most metaphysical details in this novel are made up by the author. Don't believe them.
2. The male lead is nine thousand years old, but he'll still call the female lead "Sister" (the author's personal preference).
3. The events in this synopsis may not appear in this order.
The following is the synopsis for the upcoming novel.
The ancient divine beasts of the Bai Ze clan all lived out their natural lifespans and passed away, leaving only their most loyal retainer, Pei Changming, to guard an unhatched egg.
For a hundred years, Pei Changming guarded his young master, cut off from the rest of the world.
One day, the egg hatched, and out popped an adorable little girl, Bai Zhining.
Roast chicken, braised meat, and crawfish: she could wolf down five bowls of rice in one sitting.
Pei Changming: ? Is this really a descendant of Bai Ze, who understands all things and knows the affairs of spirits and gods?
Unable to afford to raise a child, Pei Changming decided to take her to the city and find work. But the naive pair were tricked by the Nonhuman Workers' Guild into signing up as the ordinary-person contrast team on a travel variety show featuring kids.
And so the teams on the show looked like this:
A three-time Best Actress mother and her daughter, who debuted as a child star.
A top-tier singer aunt and his genius, straight-A nephew.
A famous host father and his little cartoonist son.
And an ordinary-person older brother, Pei Changming, who had nothing but good looks and no common sense, with his naive little sister, Bai Zhining, a good-for-nothing champion eater.
At first, netizens had little faith in the ordinary-person siblings.
At a scenic nature reserve, a wild buffalo suddenly charged during the tour. The other children quickly got out of the way, but little Bai Zhining stood perfectly still.
Netizens: [That's what happens when a brat won't listen!]
The next moment, the buffalo slid to its knees in front of Bai Zhining. She gently stroked its horns. "Don't scare people. Got it?"
At a grand and magnificent tomb museum, the other children patiently lined up to listen to the guide's explanations.
Only little Bai Zhining looked bored. "You've got it wrong. The tomb being excavated now is just a burial mound. The real tomb is west of it!"
Netizens: [Is that little kid making things up? She's so young, and already lying?]
But that night, the topic shot to the top of the trending list: #TheGreatestArchaeologicalDiscoveryOfTheCentury, #TheTombWeThoughtWasAnEmperor'sWasActuallyABurialMound
Netizens at first: [Isn't she just an ordinary brat who does nothing but eat?]
Netizens later: [My little darling can do everything! She's the cutest!]
Theme: Believe in science and cherish life.
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Push my advance payment!!! "Baize Zaizai became famous in the psychic variety show" The Baize clan, the ancient mythical beasts, all died away, leaving only their most loyal retainer Pei Changming to guard an unbroken egg. Pei Changming has been protecting his little master for hundreds of years and is isolated from the world. Once the shell was broken, a cute baby named Bai Zhining popped out. Roasted chicken, stewed meat and crayfish, one meal can dazzle five bowls of rice. Pei Changming:? Is this really a descendant of Bai Ze who understands the emotions of all things and knows the things of ghosts and gods? Pei Changming, who really couldn't afford to raise his children, decided to take his children to work in the city. As a result, the first one and the first child who had just entered the society were deceived and abducted by the non-human union into signing a travel baby control group agreement. So, the Wazong combination became like this The mother of three golden movie queens and her daughter who debuted as a child star The top singer aunt and his genius nephew Famous host father and his little cartoonist son As well as the good-for-nothing amateur brother Pei Changming, who has no common sense, and his ignorant little sister Bai Zhining, who is a master at cooking. At first, netizens were not optimistic about this amateur brother and sister. A nature reserve with beautiful scenery, During the excursion, an unexpected buffalo ran rampant. The other children evaded early, but little Bai Zhunning remained still. Netizen [This is the fate of disobedient naughty children! The next moment, the bison knelt down in front of Bai Zhanning, and she stroked its horns: Don't scare people, do you hear me? The magnificent ancient tomb museum, Other children lined up and listened patiently to the instructor's introduction. Only Xiao Bai Zhongning was interested and disgusted: You are wrong, what you are mining now is only the funerary tomb, the real ancient tomb is on the west side of the funerary tomb! Netizen [A child is making it up, can he lie at such a young age? However, that night, the hot search hit the top of the list #The biggest archaeological discovery of this century, the emperor's tomb that was originally thought to be a burial tomb# The first netizen: [Isn't this just an ordinary naughty kid who only knows how to cook? Later netizens: [My Zai Zai can do all decathlon and is the cutest!
Rolling around coquettishly, begging wives to collect it! (Showing belly) (silly laugh) (touching hair) (finding none) (incompetent and furious) (quickly retreating) (Down) Don't force me to kneel down and beg you! (Take out the rope) (Threat) (laughing evilly) (reluctantly) (quit quietly)
The story is quite attractive, but there are too many typos?
Can you please stop pairing casually?
Happy Lantern Festival
Spread flowers spread flowers So disgusting?, I don't want Chu Xiao to save him at all
Ten thousand days, ten thousand days, ten thousand days, ten thousand days, ten thousand days
Happy New Year's Eve
Come on, duck! Is there any QAQ?
It feels pretty good. I'll check it out and take a look.