Draft goal: [11000/100000] [A reboot of that embarrassing old story, originally titled The Villainous Teacher]
[Pure wish fulfillment. The Jujutsu Kaisen plot has been completely rewritten. I've given up on writing pairings in crossover stories, so I'm just reshaping everyone into normal characters.]
The Tragic Beauty Livestream is exactly what it sounds like: a project that earns revenue by collecting the emotional energy of characters from the original works. Its streamers win over viewers by making them feel sorry for them in all kinds of ways.
Until one day, an unexpected guest appeared on the stream.
Jujutsu Kaisen: "Sickly" buff
Looking at the "sickly" buff hanging in plain sight, Ling Liling decided it was best to keep quiet.
After kicking the rotten higher-ups to the curb, he joined the Gojo family as a voluntary hire, pretending to be a "sickly" man.
System: Host, the next part of the script is that Gojo Satoru will dislike you because of your poor health, misunderstand you, and eventually recognize you because of your selfless love! Make him feel guilty and moved.
Gojo Satoru had always thought the new teacher was a little strange. It was true that he had no cursed energy, though.
Then, during an attack by curse users, Gojo was fuming over the useless rotten higher-ups and was about to gather cursed energy to fight back.
Ling Liling rushed over, broke through Gojo Satoru's Infinity, lifted him up in a hurry, then slapped the attacker, killing him on the spot.
Ling Liling: Sorry, I didn't hold back.
[Character favorability increased to 80]
[Emotional fluctuations increased]
Bungo Stray Dogs: "Paralyzed" buff
This time, Nan Chang looked at his paralyzed legs and fell silent.
He quietly picked a stuffed doll out of the trash bag and handed it to a child passing by. "Merry Christmas." It had a bomb inside, but it was only a toy bomb.
System: Use your love to inspire this gloomy bandage freak and give him hope for life! Make him remember you forever!
Dazai Osamu thought this teacher was terribly hypocritical. He claimed to be paralyzed every day, yet one day Dazai caught him confronting the Hunting Dogs when they came to provoke him. Remembering how the teacher had once tricked him with a toy bomb, then looking at the present, Dazai had somehow come to accept it all with good grace.
That agile stride, as if he could run ten kilometers a day.
Ling Liling: I was using crutches, okay? Do you believe me?
[Character favorability increased to 79]
[Emotional fluctuations increased]
Detective Conan: "Death" buff
Ling Liling was an immortal summoned by the head of the Black Organization, who sought eternal life. With only ten years left on his summoning term, Ling Liling chose to kick out the boss, become the boss himself, and pick up a kid along the way.
System: You can make Rei Furuya understand your difficulties, feel sorry for you, love and hate you, and want to bring you into the light!
Rei Furuya had always thought his teacher's way of teaching was a little strange, but he would never forget the day the teacher personally sent him to the police academy and said, "When you grow up, make something of yourself. Give it your all and kill me, okay?"
Later, they stood on opposing sides. Rei stared at him intently and finally asked about the thing he had always wondered.
Ling Liling: I told you that from the start.
[Character favorability decreased to 50]
[Emotional fluctuations surged]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: "Calamity" buff
At this point, Ling Liling was a complete jinx. He had no Stand ability and had been forced to see the boss's true face.
So he turned around and threw the boss into the sea, took over Passione as its godfather, then came across a black mushroom-haired kid and casually helped him, taking him along for a while.
System: Teach Giorno what true love and being a good person mean. Help him step out of his father's shadow and fight for his ideals.
Later, that black-haired, mushroom-headed boy turned into a blond donut. When they met again, he had become a mole in Ling Liling's organization, and his dream was to become a yangge superstar. He looked at the strangely familiar person in front of him, surprised. "So you were..."
Ling Liling, who had nearly choked to death while eating and drinking lately: ...
[Character favorability decreased to 60]
[Emotional fluctuations surged]
The System, on the verge of collapse, suddenly discovered that Ling Liling not only came with cheats, but couldn't die either.
Even more surprising, the livestream's viewership kept getting better...
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Ling Liling drew the [Teacher Series] identity card. Original world: God of Ultimate Evil
Ability: Unknown
Status: Life never ends, reincarnation goes on forever
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Content warnings:
The male lead is overwhelmingly powerful, unbeatable in combat, and a villain.
There are lots of comments on screen, and chapters with comments will be a little longer.
Each identity card comes with a different backstory. To follow the plot, he will willingly fake his death, but not in the usual way (?).
Every storyline becomes familial. There is no romance.
Theme: Use love to change the world. Compassion makes a better world.
