The Fourth Calamity Runs Wild at the Black Organization

As a full-dive game developer and game beta tester, you log into the game Detective Conan for your own chaotic, fun-loving nature... ahem, for the sake of a better gaming experience for players everywhere. You arrive with a mission: create one high-quality death CG after another, making each death logical, creative, shocking, and unforgettable. Cover every possible way a fun-loving player might die, then package those deaths into event-triggered story templates to save your poor algorithm System some bandwidth. Of course, you don't mind hiding a few Easter eggs, either. Hidden stories get you excited~ You happily start the game, set everything to random, and immediately face a tough choice: A. Brandy B. Hennessy C. Martell Frowning, you write some code on the spot and make a custom option: Red Star Erguotou. Much better. Then you get a text from Gin, and suddenly three rookies are dumped on you. Oh, so it's a mentor simulator! By the way, who's Gin? Fourth edit: This story is written by the author and readers together. Hooray for being accomplices! About the unconventional (emphasis on unconventional) rescue: tentatively, Black Hagi and Red Matsuda. Fifth edit: There'll be a side couple from the bomb squad, sex without love (like Norwegian Wood). It won't affect your fun with "you" at all, hehe~ Sixth edit: No one who should survive will die, and those who weren't supposed to die will survive. In the end, it's my version of a happy ending for everyone. Does that count as a rescue story? The protagonist didn't actively save anyone, did they? They all saved themselves... probably. I don't know how to give content warnings without spoiling things! Do I really have to reveal the whole outline at the start just because I'm afraid a few readers have no patience, don't know what foreshadowing is, and start ranting after seeing a little bit of the plot? This is a free story, so the author gets to be overconfident and do whatever they want. I write for myself, for fun, to decompress. I can't let it become stressful. If writing becomes stressful, why bother? I might as well go work and earn money instead of wasting my time writing. To certain people: "Read it if you like it. If you don't, get lost!" That's all. Also, please leave lots of comments~ More comments make it less likely that I'll abandon the story, and increase the chances of new chapters dropping! Oh, I forgot to mention: The POV label is unclear, but 99% of the story is from the top's POV. I'm not sure if I'll write the other 1%, and if I do, it'll be after the story is complete. The protagonist will either be genderless or male, and may possibly take a female form. As for being both, I'm not sure. I can't write that! I can only write what I know... I haven't tried BG before. I kind of want to, but I'm not very good at it... Seventh edit: "No CP" is not a mistake. Let me clarify the content warnings: Yes, a CP means two people mutually love each other and become a couple. Sex without love isn't a CP, or all friends with benefits would be getting married. One-sided feelings aren't a CP either, or every unrequited crush would come true. Yes, there will be no mutual romantic love in the end!!! Absolutely no CP! But there will be sex. The plot is sex, my love. (Pure sex gets boring if you read too much of it! That's just my kink!!!) Can't adults get into bed together? There are plenty of no-CP stories on JJ where everyone has a one-sided crush!!! Also, it probably isn't pure love. There's a lot going on: coercion, H/C, (fake) replacements (or maybe it's real?), fake NTR (?), fogification, non-human characters (yes, there's GB non-human tentacle stuff elsewhere), and fast-paced sex scenes. If your kink system is still low-level... come back after you level up...? PS: 1. You are a full-fledged Fourth Catastrophe. Results come first, and the main story will not have the game becoming reality. (I'm getting tired of that trope. Second edit: I don't have an outline, so... I might end up contradicting myself as I write. My hands have a mind of their own.) 2. I suggest reading from the perspective of a player and developer, because the player is a chaotic fun-lover. You don't know what you might do to the original characters, either. (You can leave suggestions. I'll basically write whatever you ask, because the protagonist is you, right?) 3. I wrote this to decompress, so don't overthink it. Updates? Depends on how much time I have. If you're enthusiastic, I'll update more. No content warnings. Check my ID name for those. 4. I welcome reasonable writing advice. If you think the plot could be more logical, just tell me! 5. There'll be a one-day trip to the Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen worlds. You can treat it as a side story, and it won't affect the main story, but it won't be much. 6. Not many people are reading this, huh? Great, now I can write even more outrageous stuff, haha. (I basically write this story for myself. I love this feeling. If you can't stand even a little blood, read at your own risk.) Third edit: In the end, I've decided not to give content warnings!!! There are too many to list. If something bothers you, just leave. You don't need to comment or report me. I'm a chef cooking for people with the same kink system as me. If you can't stomach this dish, does that mean no one else is allowed to eat it? Should you smash the pot, too? How is that any different from certain fans of XZ? Everyone else, let's enjoy our meal together~ Kisses Theme: We should live happily.