My name is Sawada Tsunayoshi, and I'm an utterly ordinary corporate drone.
When I was little, fairy tales fooled me into wishing for a fairy godmother of my very own. Unfortunately, fairy tales are all lies.
From the age of three to twenty, my fairy godmother never showed up.
Now my biggest dream is to marry the woman of my dreams and have two kids in one year.
I'm twenty this year, a mature adult already, so winning a fairy godmother in a raffle can't possibly be real, right?
And why does my fairy godmother have a pineapple head?!
Fairy Godmother: You were the one who woke me up, so it's only right that you take responsibility for me!
Me: Who's going to take responsibility for you?!
I take one look at the forty-meter sword in my fairy godmother's hand and obediently shut my mouth. Stammering and trembling, I say, "Y-yes, yes, you're absolutely right."
Fairy Godmother: And you'll make an offering of ten bars of chocolate every day!
Me: Ten bars is way too much, no matter how you look at it! I can't even afford to buy ten bars for myself!
My fairy godmother sneers. "Hah. You can't even manage that? Pathetic!"
I have to say it again: fairy tales are all lies! Whose fairy godmother is not only male, but also lazy, greedy, and constantly going "kufufufu"?!
Ever since I won a fairy godmother in a raffle, my life has been turned upside down like never before.
Why are more and more weird people suddenly popping up and telling me to become an idol?!
I, Sawada Tsunayoshi, absolutely refuse to become an idol!
...Okay, I take it back. (Choking up helplessly at the sight of that forty-meter sword.)
[Warning: OOC. Pairing undecided.
Showbiz setting, with flames and Mammon-duck elements.
Crack fic, written purely for fun.]
Theme: Say it if you love someone.
I thought you gave up. So sad