The Genius's Rules for Love
Also known as:
"A Bunch of Love-Clueless Idiots Trying to Date. It's So Hard!"
Yan Qianqiu had been a genius since childhood, until one day, this great genius found himself in a place that was even more packed with geniuses.
It might be a place where nobody acted like a decent human being, but everyone here could find their place.
For example, where to buy your next grave, what color coffin to choose, who to leave your inheritance to, or whether it was time to update your epitaph.
Everyone here was a genius, a so-called elite, though they were only outstanding in certain areas!
After all, these geniuses had plenty of flaws. They were sharp-tongued, loved pranks, and were always spilling secrets.
But those were small matters, because there was no denying that everyone was exceptional.
Yan Qianqiu's superior was Section Chief Fan Shuo, the most impressive person he had ever met, and his idol.
Later, they got together. Yan Qianqiu wasn't surprised, since he and Fan Shuo were a perfect match.
Of course, "perfect match" might also mean "perfectly unsuited"!
"Ugh, another day being bossed around by my demanding superior. Every day I wonder how to stab that demanding superior, constantly bouncing between 'my boss is so handsome' and 'my boss is such a pain.'"
---[From Mr. Yan, an anonymous office worker at the Special Investigations Division]
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Main couple:
Cold, scheming, demanding top
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Easygoing, optimistic, oblivious bottom
Side couples:
Cool older woman x drama queen
Steady x resilient
Notes:
1. An ensemble story, both leads are virgins. The main couple is a slow burn, with the romance driven by the plot. There are both everyday scenes and cases, which will be labeled.
2. Many creative liberties, with a setting where same-sex marriage is legal. Content warnings for the fourth couple are in Chapter One.
3. The author's intelligence is lacking, so the characters aren't too bright either. Any mistakes will be corrected.
Theme: When your heart holds light, you need not fear the dark.
Big cheers for the author! Wife, wait for me! I will have money in the new year.