On the Self-Cultivation of a Madman

A friendly warning: this story includes Infinite Flow elements.

Wen Mai had been asleep on Blue Star, but when he woke up, he had transmigrated to the interstellar era.

Fine, the interstellar era. But damn it, he had ended up inside a brainless harem novel. He was also bound to a System claiming to be a god.

It told him, "Young man, I can see you're exceptionally gifted and destined to save the world. Why not join me and help the protagonist save it?"

"Heh. Help the protagonist save the world? Little System, I really want to crack you open and see if your CPU is filled with water. How else could you come up with such a stupid idea?"

The System didn't understand, but it was deeply shaken.

It checked the Host's profile again. There it was, clearly written: Wen Mai, a man who saved the universe in his previous life. Handsome, fond of beautiful people, and overflowing with a sense of justice. He died in an accident, and in his final moments, created this System so he could continue protecting the universe.

The System thought: I must have opened this wrong. This isn't the Host I imagined. I demand a no-questions-asked refund within seven days!

The Main System said, "No refunds. He is the God of Salvation. You must help him complete his missions properly!"

The System wasn't happy about it, but it dug in its heels, thinking they would eventually get the missions done.

But some time later, the System fell silent as it watched this lunatic, who got strangely excited when killing people.

It screamed inwardly: "This is it? You're telling me this guy saved the entire universe in his last life? And created our whole System family? He's overflowing with a sense of justice and wants to save the universe again in this life? No, no, no, that can't be him. Then who is this psycho in front of me? Has the Main System been making so many Systems lately that it ran out of energy and sent me the wrong person?!"

Just then, Wen Mai, who had recovered all his memories, turned around with a strange smile.

A hint of madness glinted in his eyes. "Brother Ye, how much longer are you planning to hide?"

After a long while, the God of Creation slowly appeared.

The normally erratic Wen Mai's eyes instantly reddened. He ran over, wrapped his arms around the Creator's waist, and said pitifully, "It's been over twenty million years. You finally decided to come out."

Blurb Two

They say a top-tier beauty has recently arrived on Planet Q123. Too bad he's a beta. But that doesn't matter, because he's gorgeous.

Everyone was eager to try their luck and win the beauty's heart. But no one expected him to have enough power to shatter a planet with a single strike.

Later, the beauty enrolled in a military academy and crushed a whole host of prodigies.

Everyone was stunned, and gave up on pursuing him altogether. They only wanted to offer him a fortune to protect them, secretly hoping that time spent together might make him fall for them.

But then the beauty casually waved his hand, and countless legendary treasures appeared before them. The crowd didn't know what to do, but couldn't help holding on to a little hope.

Then the Zerg invaded. They watched with their own eyes as that otherworldly beauty turned energy into a sword and cleaved through the starry sky with a single strike, shattering the Zerg Queen's body.

From then on, the beauty became a hero and a legend, someone they could never hope to reach.

But none of them could have imagined that Wen Mai had done all this just to find someone who had left without a word.

Just a note: Wen Mai isn't always unwell. He only has episodes sometimes, and is quite normal the rest of the time. It's an intermittent condition.

Cold, unhinged bottom x gentle, warm Creator top

Theme: Sincerity is the ultimate weapon.