[The worldbuilding of this story is too vast for the author's current writing ability to do it justice. Perhaps I'll write it once I've improved.]
Xian Yaru planned to become a professional seller on Xianzhou, an interstellar secondhand marketplace. There, she encountered all kinds of unbelievable buyers. It was so absurd that even absurdity's own father would open the door for it. It was absurd beyond belief.
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Buyer 1: I bought a planet Earth when I was a child. Now humans have worn out its outer packaging, and I want to buy a new one. I've searched all of Xianzhou, and you're the only one selling one, so I want to buy it.
Xian Yaru: ? I'm listing a secondhand globe in near-new condition, not the planet Earth.
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Buyer 2: I once witnessed the brief history of Mars's evolution with my own eyes, but I forgot to record it. I see you have a secondhand documentary, so sell it to me.
Xian Yaru: ?? I mean... this is just a science fiction movie made by humans.
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Buyer 3: I...
Xian Yaru: No. Next.
Buyer 3: ???
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Xian Yaru never expected that simply selling secondhand goods would make her rich, earn her the adoration of the entire universe, inspire the founding of a cultivation religion in her name, and turn her into a universal sensation!
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Zhou Siyu had never dealt with such a terrible seller. She refused him outright without even listening. He wanted to block her, but she was the only one who had it.
He had no choice but to negotiate: I'll give you 10% of the universe's shares. Just give me this item.
In the end, he gave her the shares, but she wouldn't give up the item, and he even got himself tangled up with her. He'd lost both the girl and the battle, what a terrible deal!
But... it was so worth it!
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1v1, happy ending. The male lead pretends to be weak at first, the two are evenly matched in the middle, and the female lead becomes invincible later on.
Xian Yaru: a great immortal who appears to be a secondhand seller on Xianzhou, but secretly rules the universe. Zhou Siyu: a clingy crybaby who appears to rule the universe, but is actually completely henpecked.
Theme: Believe that you can achieve success through your own efforts.
