All characters in a period fantasy setting
Cute, lively, sweet, heartwarming romance
Daoist Master Snape (healer) x Daoist Master Harry (sword cultivator)
Grandmaster Albus's Phoenix Pavilion and Cult Leader Gellert's Holy Cult
Lord Tom's Death Eater Inn, where human bones are simmered into soup, the more you drink, the more delicious it gets
Long, long ago, a healer suddenly appeared, ran off with a sword cultivator, and then vanished
Ah, no, that's not right. Let's start again (crossed out).
They say that long, long ago there was a Phoenix Mountain
On Phoenix Mountain stands Phoenix Pavilion, and on Phoenix Pavilion is a phoenix nest.
In the phoenix nest sits a ball of fire, with Grandmaster Albus sitting beside it.
Phoenix Mountain is full of spirits and monsters: wolves, dogs, and lilies.
Beside the lilies stands a deer, and there's also a very cool snake.
The phoenix is named Fufu, and the green snake calls itself Bobo.
Daoist Master Snape and Daoist Master Harry are so lovey-dovey, they keep dishing out dog food.
To the west lives Cult Leader Gellert, who uses a branch of the bone-mending tree as a cane.
Invisible cloth clings to him, and he wears the Stone of the Dead on his hand.
He wants to invite the King of Hell to stay at the Holy Cult, but Grandmaster Albus is busy holding him back.
Gellert, think it over! Be careful, or your wife will keep running off.
Lord Tom runs the Death Eater Inn, with all kinds of soups simmered from human bones.
He hired a rat as the waiter and the Peacock King as security.
Theme: A different, rather improper possibility won at the cost of a victory that left everything in ruins