[Genshin Impact] You'd Better Be Careful About Dying

Next up: [Genshin Impact] My Favorite Character Likes Me Too? For Real? Welcome to bookmark it in my author page! Yuan Yuning has a pet leviathan game System. The System tells him: [Reincarnate as a monster from Genshin Impact, starting as a Slime. Just level up to get stronger! Your final form will be the Tsaritsa, with eleven Harbingers at your command. Lead the Fatui army in sweeping across Teyvat, and all Seven Archons and the Heavenly Principles will fall before you. Click to play!] Yuan Yuning clicks "Not Interested" and then chooses to die. At four in the morning the next day, he respawns right where he was, as a Slime. The System tells him: [Sorry, dear, your monster level is too low right now, so your death cooldown is 24 hours. You need 223,458 experience points to reach the intermediate monster level, where the death cooldown is seven days. Become the highest-level monster, the Ice God, and you'll be able to die without ever respawning.] Yuan Yuning: ...Dying is so hard. He is stumped, so he chooses to die again. On the third day after transmigrating to Teyvat, after Yuan Yuning dies over and over until the System can't take it anymore, it gives in. It unlocks a second questline for him. [Become a one-of-a-kind popular character in Teyvat, and after the story breaks your heart, you'll live on forever as the players' beloved moonlight. The Reputation System: it's just what you need.] Yuan Yuning: ...Has it really come to this? Do I have to become a popular character just to die? This is even harder. Maybe I should die one more time. Who knew that as he kept dying, he would become the red Yaksha who only exists in photographs, a certain Geo Archon's go-to substitute for skipping work, the legendary serpent immortal who saved the people of Liyue... and finally, the last Ice God to inherit the Tsaritsa's divine seat. After all the questlines are finally complete, the System asks: [Do you still want to die?] Yuan Yuning: No, no, I don't. Who'd dare die now? [Reader's Guide] 1. The Ice God's background and storyline are entirely made up. I'll definitely finish this before reaching Snezhnaya, so I don't recommend looking for canon accuracy. 2. My headcanons are everywhere. The characters belong to HoYoverse; any out-of-character writing is mine. 3. No side couples, and no couples of any kind besides the protagonist and his partner. If it looks like there is, it's friendship. Coming soon: [Genshin Impact] My Favorite Character Likes Me Too? For Real? Yu Nan has a strange ability. Whether he wants to or not, if he develops even the slightest crush on someone, that person will fall helplessly in love with him within three days. At the same time, though, the ability only lasts for three days. Because of this ability, Yu Nan has been single his whole life and never dared to date anyone in real life. Fortunately, Yu Nan is a hardcore anime fan. What's not to love about anime? Every character is gorgeous and says all the right things, and the dimensional barrier means they can't be affected by his ability. Yu Nan never holds back when it comes to liking them. Until one day, he transmigrates to Teyvat in a dream. Yu Nan: ... To avoid triggering his ability by looking at someone's face, Yu Nan covers his eyes. Then, in his dream, he picks up his long-neglected tarot cards to earn some money. That's when Yu Nan discovers that his strange ability isn't his only one. After an accident makes his blindfold slip and triggers his ability, his customer, a certain Fontaine prison warden, turns into a card and gets brought into the real world. After that, Yu Nan discovers that his blindfolded anti-love-at-first-sight technique is gradually becoming useless. He hasn't even seen his customers' faces, yet one after another they show up at his door, saying they've fallen for him and demanding he take responsibility. Sometimes, Yu Nan can't help wondering if his ability really did activate. A certain Ling who would rather not give his name: It did. A certain Zhong who would rather not give his name: Hmm... A certain Hai who would rather not give his name: What do you think? After using his growing collection of cards x ex-boyfriends, in fact, to beat up a matchmaking date who won't stop stalking him and kick the teeth in of his rotten gambling-addict dad, then getting promoted to urban night-time hero, Yu Nan finally gets it. So he's Kuroori, and he gets stronger the more he dates, making one card for every relationship. Cosmic cat.jpg * Years later, when Yu Nan has just graduated from college and already has five years of grassroots work experience, he completes his collection of ex-boyfriend cards. He still remembers the night someone whispered tempting words in his ear. Wriothesley: "Actually, I first met you in that novel that took the continent by storm four years ago. A few of my love rivals, oh, in your words, maybe they'd be called 'fellow fans', read it too. So I think your ability can work even through a screen." "In Teyvat, you're the real fan-favorite character. ;)" Yu Nan: ...?! My favorite character likes me too? For real?! Also complete: [Genshin Impact] My Little One Is Three Hundred Years Old, [Genshin Impact] Love and Teyvat, and Everyone in Genshin Impact Turned into My Figures. Original danmei coming soon: On the Feasibility of Creating the World by Writing Bugs Welcome to my author page! Theme: Let's start resisting the rat race with ourselves.