As a publicist in the entertainment industry, Su Huan has to handle emergency PR for countless celebrities whose careers are going up in flames every day. Working around the clock has her on the verge of collapse.
One day, she suddenly realizes she's just an insignificant cannon-fodder character in an entertainment-industry novel, and that her tragic ending is dying in a car crash while on her way to work overtime.
Su Huan: Heh :) Let the world burn.
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Recently, netizens noticed that Su Huan, the entertainment industry's famously hardworking publicist, had started livestreaming. They scoffed: "A statement, a lawyer's letter, the whole package. It's all just to whitewash celebrities, right?"
One netizen cautiously asked, "I heard the Prince of Love Songs has a messy private life. Is that true?"
Su Huan smiled faintly. "Of course it's true. From what I know, his private life is a complete mess. He not only xx, but also xx, and every time he goes abroad, he xxx."
Netizens: ???!
"The internet says my idol has an illegitimate child. Is that true?"
Su Huan: "Of course it's true. He's secretly married and has a child. Oh, and by the way, a reminder to a certain A-list actress: xxx, you're the other woman in his relationship."
The internet exploded. The world descended into chaos.
Su Huan's livestream went viral overnight.
Later, the comment most often posted by people flooding into her livestream was: "Sister Su is gorgeous and sweet! When are you making your debut?"
Su Huan, who was still alive despite having already reached the time she was supposed to die: "Hey, that's not a bad idea."
Su Huan stopped livestreaming, and netizens said, "We'll wait for Sister Su to debut and cheer her on!"
Then, they waited until Su Huan's talent agency opened.
Its official account's bio read: [We will never let our fans down]
Its first post read: [Our company solemnly promises that all our artists entered school through fair and proper channels, had no disciplinary records while studying, and will obtain a criminal record check three times a year after debut. xx Company: creating celebrities with no scandals and careers that will never go up in flames!]
Fan-site photographers who had just watched their idols' careers go up in flames rushed to the account: "Ahhh! I want to be the first to become her fan-site photographer!"
The blurb was completed on September 14 and a screenshot has been saved.
Theme: Telling the truth is the best!
