After Marrying a Crazy Alpha by Contract, I Can't Stop Laughing

When Yu Jiang realizes that he has transmigrated into the body of a frail Omega whose mother has died and whose father has become a stepfather, he rolls up his sleeves, dives into agricultural university, and becomes the only Omega on campus to study agriculture, a certified oddball. He thinks this will let him escape the fate of being an Omega pressured into marriage, but just as he's tending to his melon trellis and worrying that someone might steal his experimental melons and delay his graduation, a man named Zhou Jianchen shows up at the trellis. In a very polite way, he says something completely absurd: "Can I be your partner?" Yu Jiang: "If you're sick, go see a doctor!" The man across from him smiles and nods. "I am sick." Yu Jiang: "..." The man takes out an agreement. It says he'll solve the problem of Yu Jiang being harassed and pressured into marriage once he comes of age as an Omega. He'll also provide him with a comfortable lifestyle and pay him a regular monthly salary. In return, while the agreement is in effect, Yu Jiang must agree to be Zhou Jianchen's partner and help him with his treatment. "Of course, this agreement doesn't force you to do anything. If anything makes you uncomfortable while we're together, I'll change it," Zhou Jianchen promises. Yu Jiang, who has already received dozens of calls from his family: This kind of deal exists? Later, Yu Jiang learns that Zhou Jianchen's illness is called Directional Pheromone Craving Disorder. It also goes by another name: Heat-Seeking Syndrome. Once he meets his Omega, he turns into a clingy big puppy who needs constant cuddles or he'll get depressed and sulk. Yu Jiang: "...Forget it. I'll go ask the animal husbandry department how to raise animals." Zhou Jianchen: "I treat you like my wife, and you treat me like a dog?" Next novel: Stop Fighting Over Me Bai Li, the peerless beauty and talent of a matriarchal kingdom, had every skill maxed out and was praised by all as the "First Gentleman." One day, he transmigrates to a strange place called the modern world and becomes the adored lead in a romance novel. Bai Li: I've dealt with being universally adored before. Confidently, he plans to lie flat and enjoy a quiet retirement in this world. Then he discovers that Male Lead One, who supposedly loves him, has a moonlight in his heart and treats Bai Li as a substitute. When the moonlight returns, he abuses Bai Li, both physically and emotionally. Only after realizing he's fallen for Bai Li does he regret everything and chase after him to win him back. Male Lead Two is a man who married into a rich family, but his pride is through the roof. He accepts Bai Li's support and falls helplessly in love with him, all while believing Bai Li is looking down on him. He hates himself for loving someone who disrespects him and swears that one day he'll clip Bai Li's wings and keep him by his side forever so Bai Li can never look down on him again. Male Lead Three is a warm-hearted people-pleaser who treats everyone wonderfully, but insists that only his feelings for Bai Li are true love. He only helps everyone else because he can't bear to see them suffer and wants to give all the younger brothers and sisters a home. Bai Li: Is this really a story about someone everyone loves, or am I just a universal scapegoat? Lying flat is no longer an option. It's time to show off the acting skills he perfected in his previous life and his true talent for winning everyone's affection! He gazes at Male Lead One with deep feeling and murmurs, "Don't frown. That way, you won't look like him anymore." He sadly withdraws all the financial support he gave Male Lead Two. "I can't trample on your pride. I should have trusted you to succeed through your own efforts." In front of Male Lead Three, he links arms with his current boyfriend and says innocently, "Why would I feel that way about you? I've always thought of you as a big brother." His current boyfriend frowns solemnly and comforts Bai Li with a straight face: "You're just too kind. That's why they misunderstood you." Bai Li: "..." He actually believed that nonsense. Sweet, pretty, crafty shou x serious, abstinent, old-school seme Theme: Face difficulties and challenges with a positive, sunny attitude.