The Entire Court Is My Shura Field

[This novel features a silly, delicate beauty shou, with a beauty-tames-his-dog theme. See [Reader's Guide] for details.]

Zhao Xuezhen transmigrated into the newly enthroned, cannon-fodder little emperor in a court-politics novel. The emperor was lecherous and loved beautiful men. He had even abducted men and forced them into his palace. Tonight, he would die a violent death, only for the protagonist shou to arrive and grind his bones to dust.

[Ding! A feel-good novel System has been bound to the Host. Several able ministers have been provided. Please work hard to govern the realm!]

But Zhao Xuezhen looked at the person beside him on the pillow and shuddered.

...Able minister? Wasn't this Bo Xiu, the treacherous eunuch who wielded power over the entire court in the book?!

Zhao Xuezhen turned and ran. "I... I haven't finished reviewing my memorials!"

To stay alive, Zhao Xuezhen maneuvered among the people watching him like tigers eyeing their prey, determined to escape this predicament. Restoring the realm and bringing peace and prosperity to the land was the right path. Unexpectedly, his great undertaking went remarkably smoothly, while the people around him grew increasingly bizarre...

Shen Lanxi, the "Empress" forcibly abducted and brought into the palace: "Will Your Majesty not keep me company tonight?"

Zhao Yuming, the powerful minister who stood above all others: "Has the little emperor forgotten how you threw yourself into my arms back then?"

Xiao Ling, the ambitious prince of a vassal state: "Your Majesty promised to sleep side by side with me."

Xue Shimao, the upright and incorruptible chief councilor: "Forgive my impertinence, but I would like to ask for a peach blossom from Your Majesty's hair."

And then there was the young general Gu Yunlan, who had just returned from the border. Tall and elegant, his peach-blossom eyes darkened. "Your Majesty once said you admired me. Was that all a lie?"

[Ding! The System has detected an error. The Host has been rebound to a love-triangle System. Please work hard to win over your targets!]

Zhao Xuezhen's lips drooped, and he nearly burst into tears. "...Wait, this isn't what we agreed on!"

[Reader's Guide]

1. The shou is a delicate, silly beauty. He really is dumb, but will gradually become smarter.

2. The shou has had several relationships. The pairings are one-on-one at different stages, and the ending is one-on-one. Gu Yunlan is his final partner.

3. The original owner was genuinely a bad person, and nobody liked him before. The shou hasn't stolen anyone else's life.

4. The shou is adored by everyone, and everyone loves and wants him. If that's not your thing, this probably isn't for you.

---Please check out my upcoming novel, The Evil Gods Are All My Ex-Boyfriends [Infinite]---

A sickly, beloved beauty shou who's not too stupid x a fragmented evil god seme

Yun Shu, a sickly beauty, was a veteran employee of the quick-transmigration bureau. He specialized in playing cannon-fodder shous in tragic romance stories. After working tirelessly around the clock, he had finally made it to the brink of retirement.

But for no reason at all, he was swept into a terrifying Infinite game and made to play a special NPC player.

Win and live. Lose and die.

Though Yun Shu was timid and frail, he kept reassuring himself: It's fine. All I have to do is cooperate with evil gods.

The most important thing about cooperation is getting along well, and he was good at that.

So he warmly invited the evil god NPCs in the game to play cards.

Then he stared blankly at the four other people at the card table...

Jiang Xun, the aloof and proud protagonist shou from Sir, Steal My Beloved!

Gu Zehan, the ruthless, wealthy protagonist seme from The Domineering Young Master of the Stars Fell for Me!

Qiao Mengzhi, the bright, puppy-like second male lead seme from Notes from Miao Territory!

Yan Chuming, the ruthless final villain from Sword Questions the Nine Continents!

And many more.

They all had one thing in common:

They were all men who had tormented Yun Shu in tragic romance worlds in the past.

After acting out his love for them, Yun Shu had disappeared from their worlds without looking back.

What Yun Shu didn't know was that after he had left those worlds...

Jiang Xun had gone mad with longing for Yun Shu and slashed his wrists.

Gu Zehan had spent his entire fortune trying to find Yun Shu and wandered miserably through the universe.

Qiao Mengzhi had turned himself into a living poison worm to call Yun Shu back, and was plagued by illness.

Yan Chuming had given up a thousand years of cultivation to revive Yun Shu, sacrificing himself to the Way.

At this very moment, as the countdown to the terrifying game ticked away,

They wept and begged Yun Shu not to leave.

Yun Shu: "...No thanks. I'll pass."

Theme: Learn to truly love others and all the people of the world