■ Blurb
Chi Nianli is a highly intelligent android created by the Heavenly Book System. Only after her memories awaken does she realize how dire her situation is.
The world she lives in is a sentimental danmei novel.
Su Jiu, who is about to become her junior sect brother, is the bright, gifted, and cheerful bottom in the story.
Hua Jian Yue, the martial uncle who has infiltrated the sect under a false identity, is the calculating yet cross-dressing top.
And her master, the Immortal Lord Fu Yu, Yun Shuchen, is the unattainable white moonlight whom both the top and the bottom yearn for.
The three of them were supposed to embark on a melodramatic, bittersweet romance. But the straight male author couldn't stomach writing a boys' love story and abandoned it halfway through, leaving the small world unstable and vulnerable to outsiders who invaded to steal its fortune.
To find the outsider, Chi Nianli decides to test everyone. Unfortunately, an unknown disturbance has also caused her to malfunction, forcing her to draw a character-setting blind box to absorb energy.
Seeing Su Jiu brought back by her master, Chi Nianli immediately pulls two sacks of spirit stones from behind her and says icily, "Two million. Leave my master."
The bottom, downgraded to become Chi Nianli's disciple: "?"
The flirtatious top, being hunted, hides in a room. He covers his face and takes out a knife to threaten her, only to see Chi Nianli draw her sword and cry out, "Excellent! Full of spirit! Tonight, we'll train to our hearts' content! We fight until one of us drops!"
The top, forced to fight Chi Nianli all night: "?"
In the stillness of the night, Chi Nianli sneaks into Yun Shuchen's room, her eyes red-rimmed. Gripping his waist, she growls, "As long as you don't cry, my life is yours!"
The aloof master, inexplicably pinned to the bed: "...Don't use foul language."
Chi Nianli struggles to play her assigned character while actively searching for clues about the outsider. But before she can unmask the culprit, she notices that these people seem to be looking at her rather strangely.
# How I Had No Idea I Was Flirting With Everyone*
*An uncaring, emotionless chuunibyou vs. an aloof, otherworldly, tsundere dad-type man
▲ Reader's Guide ▲
1. This isn't a love-interest competition story. It's 1v1, but there will be plenty of intense love-triangle scenes. (The heroine has a slight everyone-loves-her quality.)
2. This is not a story about turning gay men straight. All male characters except the male lead are bisexual or pansexual.
3. This is self-indulgent writing. If you don't like the premise, please don't leave abusive comments.
[First blurb, 2022.8.19]
Premise: Stay true to your original aspirations, and you will reach the end.