Reborn as a Master, but It's Unhinged Fiction

■A lighthearted story full of jokes, with a very stable mental state at its core, perfect for stress relief

After transmigrating one day, teacher-training student Wu Taotao feels like she has a lot of pent-up resentment.

First, she failed the first subject of the driver's license test twice, then died suddenly in the early hours before her third attempt at the teacher certification exam.

Second, she transmigrated into the role of a cannon-fodder supporting heroine and became a master. Almost everyone in the whole sect is abnormal.

Her eldest disciple is the villain of a power fantasy novel on a certain website, cackling as he vows to destroy heaven and earth;

Her second disciple is the heroine of a doting-wife romance on another website, cruelly abused until she finally chooses to forgive him;

Her youngest disciple has the script of a sickly, obsessive second male lead, spending every day plotting to defy his master.

Wu Taotao: ?

Whatever. I'll handle it.

When her eldest disciple gets dark thoughts, Wu Taotao sneers: "Finished your ideological studies? I'm confiscating your ghost fire."

When her second disciple gets hopelessly lost in love again, Wu Taotao says sternly: "Open up. This is a raid on underage dating!"

When her youngest disciple plots against his master again, Wu Taotao smiles and tosses him a dozen summer homework books.

Later, after doing so much ideological study, her eldest disciple broadens his horizons and fills his whole being with positive energy;

Her second disciple becomes a strong woman who can take on ten scumbags in a single punch;

Her youngest disciple works himself to the bone competing with everyone else and becomes a sword immortal who cultivates the Path of Emotionlessness.

With all three disciples having grown into capable people, Wu Taotao secures her position as the head of the immortal sect, but she is still not satisfied. Faced with a cultivation world that's a heap of loose sand, she establishes the following policies:

One: Distribute educational resources evenly. Everyone must receive an education from the age of six, regardless of their aptitude.

Two: There are all kinds of professions besides cultivation, and everyone can shine in their chosen field. Accountants must pass the CPA exam, and beast-language trainers must pass the CET-4 and CET-6 beast-language exams.

Three: Establish an advancement system. To enter a higher-level immortal sect, applicants must submit their choices and take a unified examination.

Four: Introduce a teacher certification system. Both written and oral exams are required.

Five: Launch the "Study Cultivation" platform. Primary and secondary schools must do the Seven-Color Sunshine broadcast gymnastics routine.

The love-addled fools are gone, and the strange sect has grown stronger! As the cultivation world gradually grows powerful, the demon cultivators next door, whose ranks are a heap of loose sand, envy them so much that they reform and join the life of endless competition!

The cheap master Wu Taotao picked up: ?

He sidles up with a cheeky grin: "Can you arrange an exam-free certification for me?"

Wu Taotao coolly tosses him a copy of Knowledge and Ability in Education. "Take this exam first."

1. A lighthearted story purely for laughs. Don't take it seriously.

2. Couple: a goofy, attention-grabbing heroine × a sharp-tongued, love-addled half-demon master

Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day.