Ever since he became conscious, Heizou had been stranded in Meteor City, a place the world had abandoned. Like every ordinary resident of Meteor City, he struggled to stay alive, with an overwhelming thirst for knowledge and curiosity as his only distinguishing traits.
Then one day, a dazzling young master picked him up as emergency rations and raised him on a life of luxury until he was plump and rosy-cheeked.
"Mm, if I take him home and wash him up, he should still be edible," the squinty-eyed young master said.
Was this his last meal before execution?
But what Shikanoin Heizou never expected was that this last meal would last a lifetime.
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Ranpo was born into the Zoldyck family, where people ate poison with every meal. His body was relatively frail, but his mind was remarkably sharp.
On the way to visit relatives in Meteor City when he was six, he came across a little cake that looked so delicious he wanted to take a bite. The only problem was that it was a little dusty.
No matter. Take him home and wash him up, and he'll still be edible.
"Could you try to be a little more restrained when you eat?" Heizou said, covering his neck as he tried to push him away.
"No."
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Having beaten up his second-oldest brother and his mother before running away from home, the devoted son Killua stood at the Hunter Exam venue, savoring the murky yet liberating air. He turned his head and saw his third brother and sister-in-law standing behind him.
"Killua, hand over your skateboard," his sister-in-law said.
So showing off your love at home isn't enough to meet your relationship KPIs anymore? You two are completely shameless!
Illumi, in the corner: click-clack, click-clack.
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This time it's, uh... a rich young master falls madly in love with a poor boy, and Ranpo finally gets to stand tall.
Theme: One meeting beneath golden winds and jade dew is worth more than countless moments in the mortal world.