How to Win Over Your Good-for-Nothing Older Brother

Blurb:

As the heroine of a dating game, A Zhi is always bound to her targets as their sister.

And... the targets she's supposed to win over are all vicious villains.

But why does every route end in a bad ending?!

The soft-eyed, rabbit-like girl falls into a strange silence. Can someone tell her why all her big brothers are so messed up? So inhuman?

First playthrough: The Spider's Desire

The Demon Spider traps A Zhi in a dense web like a spotted spider. Even as he lies dying in a cave, his red eyes remain fixed on her.

"A Zhi, will you stay by your big brother's side forever?"

"..."

"You don't have to answer." The man's entire body is wrapped in snow-white bandages. Even the few fingers he can still move clutch tightly to the girl's clean clothes.

He won't let A Zhi go, even in death.

A Zhi curls up beside him, afraid to speak, her head bowed the whole time.

Because she has told a colossal lie.

She isn't the Demon Spider's biological sister. They aren't related by blood at all.

Second playthrough: The Courtesan of Yoshiwara's Romance

Gyutaro dotes on his younger sister, Ume, until one day she brings home a girl named A Zhi. The girl is nearly frozen to death and has lost her memory. She is so beautiful that she mistakes him for her brother. He hatches a wicked plan to sell her into the Yoshiwara district, so that he and Ume can live a little better.

So he pretends to be the girl's brother.

"All right," A Zhi says, holding a bouquet of flowers beaded with spring dew in her arms, her eyes clear. "If it means Ume and Big Brother can stay alive, A Zhi will do anything."

But after he really sells A Zhi into the Yoshiwara district, Gyutaro regrets it. At Ume's urging, he goes to look for her, only to see this "younger sister" fall from a high building and die.

Afterward, she is resurrected by Upper Rank Two.

Later, the Gyutaro siblings also become Upper Rank demons.

Third playthrough: A Strange Love in the Heian Era

A beloved young princess of the Ubuyashiki family is devoured by a demon at the age of sixteen. Rumor has it that a black-haired, red-eyed man carried off her body. Another rumor says that the man was a demon king who had lived for a thousand years, searching for the princess's reincarnation from the Heian era all the way to the Taisho era.

After A Zhi's death a thousand years ago, Kibutsuji Muzan sees her again, only for her not to recognize him as her big brother.

"B-Big Brother?" The girl clutches the sleeve of the red-haired boy wearing hanafuda earrings, timidly sheltered behind him. "My only big brother is Kamado Tanjiro!"

Fourth playthrough: The Odd One Out of the Zoldycks (Big Brother, Big Brother, We Love You)

Worlds currently planned:

The Bonds of the Warring States Era (Demon Spider and Naraku)

The Courtesan's Adoration in Yoshiwara (Upper Rank Six, Douma)

A Strange Love in the Heian Era (big brother Kibutsuji Muzan)

The Odd One Out of the Zoldycks (Big Brother, Big Brother, We Love You)

The remaining worlds aren't decided yet. I'll write them as I go.

Content warnings: Mary Sue, absolutely a Mary Sue. If looks can solve a problem, she'll never use her brain.

The sibling relationship is set by the System, but there is no actual relation.

Many personal interpretations.

None of the A Zhis will be harmed in their respective worlds.

This is an illogical Mary Sue story. Turn off your brain and enjoy the read.

----Coming soon: Naruto fanfic, "Terrified by Konoha's Boy-Crazy Crowd"

Chiakako is one of the mediocre students at the Ninja Academy. Among her peers are two geniuses, Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Shisui, which makes her presence seem even more insignificant.

She's had enough of getting up at the crack of dawn and practicing throwing kunai in the woods! Uchiha Itachi's younger brother also frequently looks down on her and mocks her. She can't keep up with the grind anymore. Not one bit.

On the day of the Chunin Exams, Chiakako chooses to withdraw, giving up on becoming a ninja and deciding to live an ordinary life as a civilian in Konoha.

Then she discovers she has a golden finger: a miraculous, coldly efficient dress-up System.

"Sure, my family owns a clothing shop, but it doesn't have to be this true to life."

She complains about this useless golden finger every day, until the night of the Uchiha massacre arrives.

Chiakako has just arrived at the clan head's home to deliver clothes when someone slices her throat. Blood pools across the ground, staining the clothes that were once clean.

She can't help flipping Uchiha Itachi off as he walks away.

"You rotten Uchiha! I stayed up all night for three nights straight embroidering those clothes!"

[Ding! The complete "Dreamlike Evening Glory" outfit has been collected. Passive skill, "A Chance at Life," activated automatically.]

The skill that prevents her health from dropping saves her life until help arrives.

To avoid having her throat slit in a world where human life is worthless, Chiakako has no choice but to diligently collect clothes.

But lately she's been troubled. Uchiha Itachi's younger brother keeps watching her, even though before the massacre, he looked down on her and thought he was too good for her.

She ignores him and runs far away.

Later, he defects, and everyone's attention turns to her.

Chiakako has never felt so conspicuous. The Third Hokage and the Anbu show up at her door, and then all of his classmates keep coming to her house without exception.

"I've told you, I have nothing to do with Uchiha Sasuke. I barely even spoke to him before he defected! We're complete strangers!"

But everyone's expression turns strange after she says this.

Shikamaru gives her a strange look. "Chiakako, you're really not just a little dense, are you?"

What happens later is hard to say.

When Chiakako sleeps at night, she always feels someone watching her from behind.

She can tell that it's a different person every time.

"Chiakako is someone Sasuke likes, so that makes us friends. Isn't it normal for friends to care about each other?"

The blond boy with whisker marks smiles as brightly as the sun. Chiakako looks into his deep blue eyes and shivers.

Behind him stand the many members of Konoha's new generation.

They smile in unison, closing in on Chiakako step by step. Hundreds upon thousands of mouths say:

"We're friends, aren't we, Chiakako? Friends should be together."

Chiakako dies before the Fourth Shinobi World War.

Then she's revived with Impure World Reincarnation and comes back to life.

She sees many familiar faces here. Just as she is running around, trying to avoid the battlefield, she is stunned to discover that three other old acquaintances have also come back to life.

"Chiakako? What are you doing here?"

Hashirama Senju and Tobirama stare in surprise at the sneaky girl. From not far away, another man's deep voice rings out.

"Chiakako, who disturbed your rest?"

I forgot to mention: Chiakako's full name is Uchiha Chiakako.

In her previous life, she was the youngest daughter of the Uchiha clan head during the Warring States era. Her two older brothers were very close, but had no affection for her at all.

Unfortunately, she died very young in her first life.

She never expected to be reborn as an Uchiha again.

"In my past life and this one," Chiakako says, rolling her eyes at the sky, "why are there so many guys obsessed with men around me?"

"I'm terrified of Konoha's boy-crazy crowd, okay?"

Content warnings: The female lead receives many unrequited affections, and each admirer is deeply boy-crazy. Lots of personal interpretations. Many male suitors.

An extremely, extremely, extremely melodramatic Mary Sue story. No logic, so please don't overanalyze it. If this isn't your thing, don't jump in. If you don't like it, click the top-left corner to leave.

This is not a strong female lead story. Don't attack the heroine.

The author has only watched the anime, so the plot follows the anime.

No shipping wars, all pairings welcome.

Theme: See the world